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[network404]

Hey, unrelated to whatever conversation we were just having, i have a strawpage now and i take drawing requests instead of studying for my trig final,,,, so y'know,,, yay for me...

[beadyeyes]

[slutstarlet]

[network404]

Likesmenderman and Dog Lover

[network404]

Alex... Its time.

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

how do you read "op"

original poster

original person

oh-pee

ahp (pronouncing it as a word)

overpowered (gamer moment)

something else

I can't read

Voting ended on2h

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

Blah blah sample size you get it

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[enthyrea]

a gaggle of goslings because my brain refuses to believe these are all played by the same guy

[kii-tty]

[demoncheetah]

*pads over and sniffs at my mutuals*

[kosmogrl]

pre hairwash melancholy

[kosmogrl]

sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

[network404]

soooooo..... i met an alien.

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[tineyincubus]

Can we see Eridian!Grace teaching human children 

[afterthelambs]

I think Colt respects movies when he watches them. Never uses his phone, keeps quiet, fully locked into the screen. True cinephile behavior. It comes with being a stuntman dating a camera operator-turned-director.

Meanwhile Ryland is the opposite. He's getting distracted every few minutes, pauses to get up and do something else, has to keep rewinding because his mind wanders and he misses something, keeps commenting on the movie and making jokes or correcting inaccuracies. Like bro literally played Rocky (the movie) for Rocky (the alien) on the Hail Mary and they weren't even watching the climax, they were just copying the boxing.

And then there's Court who watches the movie standing up with his arms crossed like a dad

[worldtherewithin]

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.