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giacamo

Marco Reus + Casual clothes

intensional

i was doing homework then i remembered that i had a tumblr to get back too

plszczek-deactivated20160112

What football looks like: fun

What football actually is like: pain and injuries and transfers and tears

themagicofvenice

thoooooooooooooor

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

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No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

tiny2jaes

When someone shoots your ship down:

stalecrouton

that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

darning-socks

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

thurstin-deactivated20160629

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.

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ddurm

gotze-reus1119

So damn cute

lilarose79

oblwankenobi

On scoring Germany’s winning goal in the World Cup final: “I don’t feel like a hero. Doctors and nurses save lives everyday and do way more for humanity than football players do. These people are the real heroes to me.”