cvdg @neurolobe - Tumblr Blog

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

polkadotmotmot

Salvo - Strada con lampioni, 2001

inthefallofasparrow

hotcinnamonsunset

“what’s your dog’s name?” “dijon” “oh, like the mustard!” “no, like dijonathon”

christopher575

dappermouth

No moon, no light to cross your face.

dappermouth

prints are finally up! x

mitrakats

rupture of our innocence, if you are guilty i am in

neurolobe

Haven't been on Tumblr in one million years but fuckkkkkk this is good

xenosagaepisodeone

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

donovonshepard

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

xenosagaepisodeone

nothing gets past this guy

ocean-wav

twocubes

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.