Neurotic Goddess

I'm a woman, a writer and a dreamer. I love music. I love books. I love anthropology. Tweet me: @neuroticgoddess

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Grave of a young man on whom was performed an anti-vampire ritual was uncovered at archaeological excavations at the Perperikon site, reports News.bg.

The man was buried with an iron knife in his heart. His left leg, cut in three pieces was buried beside him.

According to the head of the...

[spookyghostgal-deactivated20151]

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

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that’s why storms are named after people

[fuckyeahdharmaandgreg]

02x08 Like, Dharma’s Totally Got a Date

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[thefuuuucomics]

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

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[neuroticgoddess]

Mhm. Yep. Gentlemen.

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[neuroticgoddess]

Every. Day.

[neuroticgoddess]

Cat sweatpants. I'd wear the hell out of these.

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[neuroticgoddess]

How apropos; a blast from the past for this return from the abyss.

[neuroticgoddess]

Hot damn.

Holy balls, I have not been on here in literal years. Pinterest stole so much of my life. It's like coming home to a worn-in pair of comfy sweats, but with more cat pics. I would not turn down a pair or sweats covered in cat pics. FYI.

[princeharrehs-deactivated201505]

i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

[princeharrehs-deactivated201505]

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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you guys should get married.

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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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Geneticists Discover Y Chromosome That Predates Mankind

[neuroticgoddess]

Kinda looks like saggy, long balls and a short peep. How appropriate, Y Chromosome, how appropriate indeed.

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LITERAL TEARS NOW I’M FORCING MY CATS TO HUG ME AND TELLING THEM I LOVE THEM OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS IT LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART

[bosomwhisperer-deactivated20130]

FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYTHING I FUCKING QUIT

[thewhitefoxdevil-deactivated201]

I’M TEARING UP IN THE CS LAB I HATE YOU ALL.

[neuroticgoddess]

Please, don't abuse your pets. This tears me up inside, and I just want to rescue the poor cartoon cat. ):