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…One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
Hamlet (Hamlet, Act I scene v)
Explosive: Do Not Shake
muratovcocktail
It was all Nika could do not to roll her eyes - he was the one who had approached her, after all, yet he was proving as stubborn about sharing his face as she was reluctant to share her name.
“Neither do I,” her pretend charm slipped for a moment and she spoke quite coldly, tapping her fingers on the martini he had ordered for her but pointedly not drinking it. She had turned to stare at him, idly wondering if this was worth her time. This was insulting. And yet…
That strange conviction that she had seen him somewhere hadn’t gone away . Most likely he was a washed-up celebrity of some kind, perhaps a B-list actor with delusions of grandeur who’d appeared in something popular. She had a better sense of his accent too, now. Eastern European, faint but unmistakable… and not Russian, which helpfully narrowed it down to only a distinct few zones of the K&O Greater Baltic Economic Region. She was sure to recognise it sooner or later, she only needed to keep him talking… not a difficult task, by any means.
Nika smiled at him again, with just a hint of sheepishess, as if she were being silly and was now feeling very embarrassed about it.
“Svetlana,” she said quietly, nothing in her facial tics betraying the lie. “Now, I believe it is your turn. Some people say the eyes are the windows to the soul. One cannot help but wonder, then, what it is you’re so afraid others will see.”
“Svetlana,” he tilted his chin up, repeating the name as if he was tasting it. Russian -- there was a time once when such a name would raise a few eyebrows but not around here, not so close to the Eastern Bloc, almost being a part of it, too. It rolled off his tongue with ease, soft like butter.
Her almost shy smile was the opposite of the harder tone she hit earlier and Matei’s inner alarm went off yet again and just like before the warning was dismissed. Instead of heeding the paranoia in any way the agent paid attention to her words. Soul, she said and he was widely smiling, much like when a history teacher stumbles across a test where the student got a date of a revolution wrong by a whole century even if with the best intentions. “Assuming I have a soul, to begin with,” Cernat said, nearly purred the words. “Nothing to see there, I’m afraid. Not more than when you gaze into an abyss, but if that is what you oh-so desire, then so be it-- ah, allow me to...”
That was when Matei made the worst decision of the evening.
Not only his request was vague, but the man also didn’t wait for any kind of permission. What happened was that there was a small lock breaking free from the blonde’s hair, gently brushing the side of her face and Cernat thought: what could possibly be better to get on her good side if not a gentle, thoughtful touch to brush the hair out of her face?
That was the plan, anyway, a plan that came with a sudden and quick execution, Cernat not even leaving a moment for his company to process what was happening, instead of in the blink of an eye he was in her face, reaching for her.
What he expected was a shy smile, perhaps a hint of blush, seasoned with a quiet ‘thank you’. What he was going to receive... it was a different story.
Explosive: Do Not Shake
muratovcocktail
There was something special about a rambling man helpfully explaining to her what was going on in her head. Nika allowed herself to imagine, very briefly, the way those glasses would crunch against his face with a well-placed right hook… but that was as far as she let her daydreaming go.
Keeping the image off the shattered glasses (blood flowing down his face, hands scrabbling at his skin to try and get the shards out) at the front of her mind’s eye, like a projector, she showed him a brief smile with a flash of teeth, the image in her head tinging it with a sincere joy it would not have had otherwise.
“On one condition. Remove the sunglasses first,” she said. Her voice allowed no negotiation on the matter, even if her expression was - presumably - friendly enough.
Was he telling the truth? Was he really wearing that awful pair of shades for no other reason than as a conversation ice-breaker? Hard to say, but she would find out. He was beginning to strike her as the kind of man who used a waterfall of words to dilute whatever truth or lie he was speaking, but she would get to the source.
From Cernat’s point of view, all that happened was: he was being right and witty and she was smiling.
Of course, the man hasn’t the foggiest idea of what she was truly smiling about, that in her head he was already disoriented, partially blinded, desperately trying to comprehend what the hell has just happened to him. Although, frankly, even if he had somehow known he still wouldn’t have been backing out but he would have been at least 10 (perhaps 12) per-cent more cautious with her.
“That is the sort of thing one ought to earn,” came the suggestion at the not-quite-weird request. A man in sunglasses unsurprisingly gets that kind of request fairly a lot and it is more often than not followed by rather hot moments, lips and tongues involved, sometimes a hand or two at inappropriate places. A little alarm, however, did go off inside the agent, triggered by her tone and almost in the same moment it was ignored: it was the sort of paranoia that came with his work, he has learnt to suppress it in favour of a good time. She looked like a good time.
The request was (for now) denied and without a pause, he ordered the same for the both of them. The remaining martini was gone from his glass, only then the shaded eyes were fixed on his company, almost in a teasing matter: you have my attention right on you, yet you can’t see what you are after, what a pity, really. “You are quite demanding for someone who gives away so little. Sooner or later you have to give me something and I haven’t got all night.”
Explosive: Do Not Shake
muratovcocktail
Nika raised an eyebrow, the only change of expression she allowed herself at that little ramble.
Or girlfriend, she corrected somewhat bitterly, in her mind, but refrained from speaking it aloud. He certainly enjoyed talking enough for the both of them.
Nika didn’t anticipate him trying to make trouble for her, so she almost let it go. For a moment, Nika was this close to declaring this conversation unworthy of her further interest, but something stopped her.
He did enjoy listening to himself talk… and she was curious. Curious about how much she could get out of him. This was her new job, was it not? And if it wasn’t, it could be. Nika’s training so far had been… diverse. And today’s incident had left her with a strange feeling… almost like hurt pride, and she hadn’t felt that in years. Some strange desire to prove she was more than just hired muscle. As much as she had made peace with that a long time ago.
She ignored his request for her name and instead took a hearty sip of her drink. Let him think he was in control, that was the idea.
It took her some focus, but she managed to slightly open up her shoulders and raise a hand against her cheek in some approximation of those please, do keep talking gestures she always found so silly.
“Don’t enjoy the light?” she asked briskly. She paused just long enough for the words to settle in, then added casually, “Or maybe the scrutiny.”
Her curiosity wasn’t feigned. Eyewear that disrupted concealed retinal scans or facial recognition scans or both had gone in and out of popularity, but it was one of the less effective ways to evade surveillance. Someone concerned about that would hardly be hitting a bar, would he? Unless he was here to meet someone, and was simply biding his time, blending in with the locals by chatting up a likely target. She ran through her mental list of people at the bar, but nothing jumped out at her.
It was as much small talk as practicality. If she could convince him to get those stupid shades off, he would at least be easier to read.
“I shall assume that wasn’t your name,” Cernat gave his glass a little smirk, still carefully avoiding to stare. Looking not too interested was always rewarding and long ago he has learnt it was not something he could accomplish with his words. “You would rather talk about me, it seems. By all means,” he was trained enough to spot something like that and it was not like an agent could just clock off and get on with his life, some aspects of that line of work lingered and made one more cautious, even a bold man like “Rufus”. Not cautious enough to keep his mouth shut, however.
“If you must know, then here is my secret: style. Might be a bit of a cheap move, anyone could argue, but I draw looks,” and hiding in the open will never be out of fashion, he added mentally and gifted Nika with a glance, it would have been calming even if only she had a chance to see his eyes. “When something is taken away from you purposefully, you become curious. It’s how humans are. You are wondering how I look without glasses, whether you are aware of that or not,” oh, did he sound triumphant and looked even more so while sipping his martini. “As I see, it’s pointless for me to leave you be, although that makes you my guest, I insist. At least for a second round. How does that sound?”
#dresstopossess
Demon Matei? Demon Matei. So I, uh, I am addicted to Good Omens. This was only a matter of time. It had to be done. It should have been done years ago...
Explosive: Do Not Shake
muratovcocktail
Nika had just begun to appreciate the faint buzz of the alcohol, but the sound of footsteps heading toward her refocused her attention. Involuntarily, her fingers tightened on the glass with the sort of hype-rawareness that comes from years of bodyguard work. There were times when it bothered her, when it proved inconvenient in daily life, overwhelmed with false positive threats, but it had kept her and her charges alive so often that it was more than worth it.
She should probably stop thinking about it in those terms. She was no longer a bodyguard, after all. The “incident” at the Popov estate had seen to that.
Stupid old man and his weak heart.
This time, at least, she had not been saddled with protecting someone too weak to deserve it.
The man who had entered the bar slid into the seat next to her with the kind of confidence that meant she probably wasn’t going to like him much. Nika watched him interact with the bartender. “Rufus” was his name, and he was enough of a regular that it stirred the bartender out of her exhausted stupor for the briefest moment.
She resisted the urge to move seats away from him when he turned his attention to her, finally. Instead she gave him an impassive once-over, sizing him up. Rufus. Good cheekbones, mid fifties if she had to guess, fit. Almost a little too fit. Mustache and goatee immaculately trimmed in a way that spoke of a vain streak. His clothing elegant, but casual. Round, impenetrable shades. Indoors. But he wasn’t blind, that much was certain.
“My type?” Nika echoed tersely, more out of an effort to hone her somewhat neglected social skills than any obligation to him. She returned her eyes to her drink, trying to recall if there was any type of retinal augmentation that would require the use of shades like that. It seemed impractical no matter how you looked at it.
Something bothered her. His face - she was struck with an uncanny certainty that she had seen it before, though she couldn’t place him. Nika glanced at him again. The shape of that face, those shades, something about it, she was more certain than ever she had seen him somewhere. And the way he walked - there was none of the usual faint clumsiness seen in people with no physical training. His steps had been sure, well-timed like a dancer’s. Further, upon a closer look, she could recognise the unmistakable shape of muscles under that expensive shirt. He had training. He was a threat.
She watched him with a blank wariness. An well-off, middle-aged man in peak physical shape in a combat-related line of work. Most likely. Well, this was interesting.
Hard to get, the agent spotted it right away. She was rigid, distant and not very generous with her words -- most people would have recognised a battle that has already been lost and for the most part that was true for Cernat as well but that applied everywhere else only, not people. Not people like her, the kind why scientists name hurricanes after women. Cernat liked to believe that they were his speciality (although he said that every time he spotted a person of interest, regardless of how those people looked and behaved).
The trained eyes behind the shades caught her interest, too. Oh, yes, she was definitely looking, cautiously too. Not something Matei would get a lot (whoever would have looked at him that way were either knocked out or dead, or they were his colleagues) outside of work. It didn’t startle him, if anything, he was more intrigued as for why.
“Breathtaking and alone,” Cernat explained helpfully before facing forward as his drink arrived. From that moment his eyes were almost stubbornly on his glass and not his new company. She could stare all she wanted, though, and even if she chose not to, it didn’t matter because either way, Matei felt her eyes on him.
“They are never like that. It’s always been either-or. There is always a boyfriend... and sometimes a gun, too. Broken, alarmingly sharp bottles. Casualties. Sometimes dashing through the city, trying to escape both the police and the A&E-- ah, pardon me. Got slightly carried away. I haven’t even let you introduce yourself - how rude of me, really-, so unless you’d rather have me refer to you as “my friend” all night then I urge you to crack this mystery for me.”
he EVOLVED.
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Oh, Draco was certain that Plastech was personally interested in his state and health, in ways they don’t know at the moment. How would they? They lost track of him years and years ago.
He ought to pay them a visit, perhaps.He would be generous enough too to give their workers free screenings, even if that was the last thing he did... or the last thing they got.
Phantom
Headcanon Fact: Asking Draco why he didn’t dress up as a vampire for Halloween is Offensive and Tasteless, he’s a vampire every day, it’d be bland if he put on a cloak and fake teeth. No, he’s The Fucking Phantom Of The Opera and he’s the star of the party.
Draco and Xu by Shyllelagh in the style of Nimona
Explosive: Do Not Shake
muratovcocktail
“Bourbon. On the rocks,” Nika said.
The bartender gave her a dead-eyed look that suggested the tail end of a twelve-hour shift, nodded and stepped away. A non-conversationalist. This was fine. Whether it was the exhaustion or the woman’s demeanour, Nika could still appreciate it, so she gave the bartender a tiny nod of acknowledgement when she received her drink a short time after. She slid it towards herself along the bar, fingertips drumming on the glass, cold and already damp with condensation.
She took a very small sip, frowned slightly, then leaned back to let it settle. She wasn’t looking to dull her senses, only relax. Very slightly.
Gladstone’s disapproving voice still echoed in her mind. The British woman hadn’t quite said “Go home and and think about what you’ve done”, but the faint eyebrow crease that had accompanied her words might as well have screamed it.
Nika’s fingers drummed that little bit faster on the glass, the only external hint at her turmoil. Granted, she was still new to working in this… context. Only one month out of training. Still some kinks to straighten out. The kink of putting literal kinks into other people’s limbs, for a start.
Nika sighed softly and allowed herself another sip. Excessive force against hostiles was one thing. As for Dunwich… No permanent harm done. Dislocated limbs were easy to fix, these days. Still, she allowed for the possibility that Gladstone might be right.
Which had brought her here.
A bar seemed like an odd place to try to relax, but the longer she spent here, the more convinced she was that it was precisely what she needed. The odds of a genuine hostile in here were vanishingly low. The din was loud, and the presence of people was overwhelming. She mentally tracked the positions of people around her, by peripheral vision and by hearing, without fully meaning to. Thanks to her body language - ramrod straight on the bar stool with her eyes dead ahead and fixed on her drink - nobody had bothered her so far. Nobody had offered to buy her a drink or, in a voice that showed they believed to be incredibly perceptive, a vodka instead. Hopefully, it would stay that way. She needed to think.
She focused on heavy footsteps cross from her left to her right until they faded out of earshot, merged with a small, loud group by the vending machine. From the steps, she tried to gauge the unseen figure’s weight, build, and general level of hand-to-hand combat skill. She couldn’t resist a peek to see if she was right.
This was entertaining, in a way. Other people did people-watching. Nika did this.
She heard the doors slide open with a faint rush of air. Focusing on this new set of footsteps and ready to break them down, she took another controlled sip of her drink.
Time changes when you work as an agent, Draco thought as he observed a bar just across the street. Firstly, you have crazy not-quite-shifts and time literally changes, therefore it was not odd for him to walk into a bar before noon, considering it was open. Secondly, there was no “the” bar, only “a” bar, more precisely multiple bars as one avoided being a regular at one place with this line of job. On the other hand, having to do that over the years one could become a sort-of-regular at every bar in town and be known by some of the bartenders, if not for something else other than “the bloke who walks in at 8:47am and seemingly starts his day with a shot, don’t you have work in around 13 minutes?”.
Cernat was almost sure he was going to get funny looks walking into the place at a decent hour by pub-standards but he went anyway. He figured he could use a drink or two before his debriefing -- it was a successful mission, after all (he would be writing his will and leave just about everything to Mephisto if it hadn’t been) -- anyone who remotely knew Central would have given an understanding nod.
“Fancy seeing you here so early.” “Gin Martini, wet, and shaken... with a twist, if you may.” “Hello to you too, Rufus.” “Mhm,” the man hummed in return, flashed a foxy little smile toward the otherwise quiet bartender. He has had his ways with people and he rather liked chatting and making up lives he never had.
“Who’s your new friend? Why wouldn’t you want to introduce me..?” The bartender shrugged and moved on to prepare his drink with such expertise it would have been a joy to watch but such things lose their shine when seen a lot and the agent’s eyes have been glued to the blonde next to him. They, in fact, had been as soon as he spotted her and he could state two things: she was as far from charming as a penguin was from dashing through the sky and gracefully performing a three-sixty, and that she could easily have had a “Do Not Touch” sign on her back if the conditions weren’t already painfully obvious just by her mere posture. Altogether, it was his time to shine... according to Cernat anyway.
“Not often I see your kind in the area, yet I wouldn’t for a second assume you are lost,” His glance dropped on her drink for a moment. A confident choice. “A strange mixture, if you ask me. ‘I am having One Of Those Days’ is written all over you. Been there, done the same. A Bourbon-level day, is it? Could be worse, they always say. They also fail to admit it could be better, too.”
You can't run.
“Colette, you cannot hide behind anonymity and be your usual insufferable self at the same time because people who have been victimised by, ahem, known you will recognise you right away. That ought to be the point of anonymity.
Anything else while your attention span allows us to enjoy one another’s company?”
Where did you hide the bodies?
“Where did you get the impression I hid them? Perhaps… perhaps I should have. A series of unfortunate events could have been prevented, but ah, my young, rushing blood, the thrill. Such things often accompany to inexperience and even more often, defeat... and yet, here I am, I have overcome my past mistakes.”
“...”
“Hold on, what bodies?”
What is your Zodiac
“…do I look like the kind of person to you who keeps track of something so frivolous? Knowing it wouldn’t change who I am… and it never will…”