i have combined my two hyperfixations. criminal minds x superman. hear me out !!!
youre spencer's nerdy gf insisting on him watching the new superman movie with you and within five minutes he’s already whispering about comic-accuracy... he cannot help it. he has Facts. he has Sources. he has read multiple separate timelines and would like to discuss them immediately!
but the lights from the screen are all blue and gold across his face and he’s gently explaining how different adaptations handle krypton’s destruction and you’re just staring at him like. oh. you’re my clark kent.
and he gets weirdly earnest about lois. about how she’s brave and smart and doesn’t need saving, actually. and you’re like okay genius profiler boy why are you talking about me !!
don't get me started on halloween. we all know it's his favorite, and he's totally a sucker for matching costumes. superman for him, lois lane for you.