Take What You Can Carry

you'll get what you paid for going through a quarter life crisis

[sagihairius]

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[markersss]

its a dinosaur

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[muldermuse]

no thoughts, just butcher’s hands

[mevil]

[postsatthepeakofperfection]

The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

[miggylol]

[greelin]

nooooo please give me back my evil guy with issues

[greelin]

i can be trusted with him. please. You have to believe me

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[loveridden1999]

[nofckingfighting]

‘You want her? Tonight?’

[partlysmith]

[unhinqed]

THE BOYS 5x08 | Blood and Bone

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[rogers-carter]

Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2014 | dir. The Russo Brothers