THE HUMMEL-ANDERSONS- CHAPTER I
Kurt was busy sorting his children's clothes into each of their cases when he heard his two youngest children squabbling from the bathroom. Jess his four year old came running into her bedroom where Kurt was "Papa the twins are fighting ," she told him, "Yeah I figured that out," Kurt replied as he made his way the children's bathroom. He let out a laugh at what was before him, there was his two year old's fighting over who got the orange flavoured toothpaste. "Hey hey hey no need to fight you can both have it," he said almost in a jokingly way whilst he squeezed a pea sized amount onto two small tooth brushes and helped them brush their teeth properly. "Pappy when are we going to Nonie and Gramps " Ava asked her papa "well as soon as your all ready and we have everything packed in the car we can set off but we won't get there till late so you'll all be tired," Kurt informed his three children then embraced them in a tight hug. Squeals came from all three of his children "C'mon now lets go do your hair," Kurt told his three children as he walked out of the bathroom and into his room with all three children following him. Blaine was busy fixing his bow tie in the mirror to notice his family but that didn't last for long as two small children came running up to him grabbing one of his legs each and hanging on to it. Kurt smiled as he picked up Jess and put her on the bed so he could do her hair. "Argh what are these things on my legs," Blaine joked around and picked each child up and twirled around the room.
Finally everyone was in the car and they had been driving for three hours. Both Ava and Noel had fallen asleep within an hour of driving which both Blaine and Kurt were happy with since it made the car ride much more bearable. "Daddy papa when we going to be there," Jess asked her two fathers. "Jess we still have five more hours you just have to be patient," Blaine told his daughter. "But daddy I don't want to wait I want to be at Nonie and Gramps now," she shouted. "Jess don't shout you'll wake Noel and Ava up and none of us want that and I want to be there too instead of driving but you'll have to wait," Blaine said in a stern voice. "DADDY NO I DON'T WANT TO WAIT," screamed Jess. Kurt turned round to his daughter "Jessikah Elise Hummel-Anderson did you even listen to what your father just said about shouting," he said firmly "And I'm sorry but you'll just have to wait like everyone else," he finished "S-s-sorry daddies," Jess whimpered "It's okay just don't cry," Blaine answered.
Kurt closed his car door to be bombarded with attention from Burt and Carol "Son we've been wondering how much longer you'd be," Burt told his son " Yeah we had to make at least fifty stops but were here now," Kurt smiled. "Gramps Nonie," Jess and Noel said in unison. "Well hello there," Carol said in a posh voice grabbing both children into a hug. "Hang on last time I checked you had three children," Burt joked to his son. "Well Blaine's trying to figure out how to get her out of her car seat without waking her," just at a instant Blaine appeared cradling a small girl. Both grandparents made and 'ahh' sound. "We best get in the house I'm guessing you'll all be starving," Carol noticed they were just standing in the front lawn for no reason when they could be inside eating. Everyone sat around a small table Noel and Jess at the heads of the table, Burt sitting with Carol on one side and Kurt sitting with Blaine on the other. Ava was still asleep and Blaine had decided to just keep her cradled whilst he ate because if he'd put her down somewhere she'd of woken up. Carol had placed a plate of home-made macaroni and cheese down for everyone and glasses of wine for the adults. "What will the kids have to drink Kurt?" she asked her step-son "They'll just have milk but there's sippy cups for Noel and Ava in the kitchen I put them in when I went through." Carol nodded. She came back through and placed a plastic cup in front of Jess, a blue sippy cup in-front of Noel and red in-front of Blaine and Ava. "Thank-you," Jess told her Nonie "tankou Nonie " Noel added. Ava stirred in her fathers arms "Oh she's waking up," Blaine said "Kurt will she want any pasta," Carol asked "Hmm I'm not to sure but we might as well try," he answered. Burt placed a chair in the space in between Kurt and Blaine both Noel and Ava's chairs had multi-coloured booster high chair seats so that they could reach the table. Blaine fastened Ava into the seat and Carol placed a small plate of macaroni and cheese in-front of her, the small toddler rubbed her eyes and blinked. Everyone returned to there meal.
The family had been at Burt and Carole's for a two days now. Today it was decided that they would go to Dalton Academy the school both Blaine and Kurt had attended. David was now the principal there and had wanted to the two men whilst they were still in town. "Dwaddy were are we," Nolan questioned Blaine as they pulled up to Dalton "this is where me and papa met and we went to school were going to see uncle David," Blaine answered his sons question. The family got out of the car and David, Wes, Jeff and Nick were standing at the doors of the school. "Blaine Kurt," exlaimed David running up to Blaine to hug him "nice to see you too David but I'm confused why is Wes, Jeff and Nick here," Blaine made conversation with David. "Well my dearest Blaine, David called me up last night I mean last night when he had known for a week this guy yes David the principal of this school in which I mean in charge of this school and it's pupils is so," Wes was cut off by David "Wes shut up your going on about nothing so anyways I thought it would be a good idea to have some of the old warblers back but not all them could make it as you see anyways wheres your mini Blaine's and Kurt's," Blaine looked behind him to discover his children weren't where they were before. "NOLAN AVA NOOOO I'M TELLING," a shout came from the grass "Snitch," another shout was heard but from Noel. Jess came running over to her fathers followed by two toddlers chanting the word 'chicken' repeatedly. "Well I guess you've seen them now as I'm sure you could not have just missed that argument, now that is what myself and Blaine have to put up with everyday," Kurt said in a jokey kind of manner all the men laughed. Kurt picked up the twins and carried them inside talking to Jeff. The school was not open today since it was saturday therefore the common room was free. "Hey guys I've just had an amazing idea why don't we sing something to show the kids what being a warbler is like," Jeff sparked up all the men agreeing by nodding their heads. After five minutes they had decided what song to sing it was; 'Bills, Bills, Bills. Blaine started the song
At first we started out real cool
Taking me places I ain't never been
But now you're getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things you did no more
You're slowly making me pay for things
Your money should be handling
And now you ask to use my car
Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank
And you have the audacity
To even come and step to me
Ask to hold some money from me
Until you get your check next week
You trifling good for nothing type of brother
Silly me! Why haven't I found another?
A baller when times get hard
I need someone to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you
Who don't know what a man's about
All three children watched in awe as their father sang. All the ex-warblers joined in.
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So you and me are through
Then Kurt started to sing.
Now you've been maxing out my card
Gave me bad credit buyin' me gifts with my own ends
Haven't paid the first bill
But instead you're headin' to the mall
Goin' on shopping sprees
Perpetrating to your friends like you be ballin'
And then you use my cell phone
Callin' whoever that you thinks at home
And then when the bill comes
All of a sudden you be acting dumb
Don't know where none of these calls come from
When your momma's number's here more than once
Then Blaine joined in.
You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Silly me why haven't I found another?
A baller when times get hard
I need someone to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you
Who don't know what a man's about
Then all the ex-warblers joined in again for the rest of the song.
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So you and me are through
You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me why haven't I found another
You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me why haven't I found another
You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me why haven't I found another
You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me why haven't i found another
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So you and me are through