Chaz's lawyer atm

♧ Jack of all trades, master of none ♧ Adult ♧ ♧ draws, edits, and shitposts ♧ wannabe ♧ Pfp from Míriam Bonastre Tur's Hooky "Life is short. There are only a few good things in it, really. Don't pretend that one isn't happening." Ripred - Marks of Secret

[nevernovember]

Go on Gregor. Finish that sentence.

[nevernovember]

[v8wr]

[idontknowanametouse]

CONGRATS ARTHUR CERVERO MY BABY FOR MANAGING TO GET INTO TUMBLR SEXYMAN AND GETTING ALMOST 4000 VOTES!!!!!!!

YOURE OUR PRIDE AND JOY ARTHURZIN!!!! WE GOT INTO THIS TOURNAMENT, ITS ESSENTIALLY WINNING FOR A FANDOM LIKE OURS!!!! SURVIVE APOCALYPSE, ARTHUR!!!! OUR TRUE TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!!

As for everyone who was part of this journey, thanks for your support! We'll see again in october, for sexyenby... and we also have a strong candidate for that one... ❌🤫

[nevernovember]

V for Sexyman 2026

Of the original Quarter-Fandom alliance, only one of us survived Round 1. V fans came through for our fandoms, so let's keep supporting him as far as we can.

Post by @sexy-people-contests-2026 · 1 poll

💬 17  🔁 74  ❤️ 186 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 12

[aviennessie]

⭐️CB News⭐️ (6/8)

So Deacon lost the Tumblr Sexyman poll, as expected... but we still got over 5000 votes while up against a huge fandom, we convinced some people to start reading CB, and even got people mad at us bc their feeds were filled with Deacon propaganda, so I think we still accomplished something!!

Some cramazing posters/fanart people made:

(sorry if I missed anyone)

Thank you @kitkat-the-muffin @nevernovember @deacon-propaganda2026 @demon-deacon-official @biroasedemon @decadentkittencrown @sandstorm-or-smth @ginny-weasley-is-the-best @rene-of-the-blackouts for all your dedication to spreading the word, scoring us alliances with other fandoms, etc.

And a special shoutout to @vote-deacon-hollow for putting up posters around Philadelphia which actually got someone to vote for Deacon, we appreciate you🙏

While Deacon may have lost, Buddy is currently winning this Hear Me Out contest poll!! (2 more days left to vote)⬇️

Post by @hear-me-out-contest · 1 poll

💬 1  🔁 14  ❤️ 29 · Hear me out... What is a Hear Me Out? They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionall

It's not as big as the sexyman contest obviously but it's still extra promotion for CB!!

If there's anything I missed lmk

-avienne

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 12

V (V for Vendetta)

Loki (Marvel)

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[idontknowanametouse]

Ordem Paranormal fans lost, but we shall honor our alliance...

Everyone who voted for Arthur, please vote for V!

[nevernovember]

Heck yeah, Cinderella Boy may not have made it through, but we still have a comrade in the running.

[nevernovember]

And now, for tonight's third rendition of, "the Wheels on the Bus."

[the-spaced-out-ace]

i headcanon sugar springs being in the midwest and tbh it's the type of town to have church potlucks with the most fucked up """salads""" you've ever seen. buddy is a victorian orphan i think the mere SIGHT of ambrosia would kill him

[maleficmagus2]

Dear Cedric, you’ve come a long way, haven’t you?

[nevernovember]

#rip ares i'm sorry you were socially outcasted for making a morally correct decision baby

@emerdoodls This tag lives rent free in my head btw

[aviennessie]

little late for mermay but first chapter of my pirate/mer AU is up!!

(the humans are pirates and keys are sirens)

Summary:

When Captain Deacon Hollow's aunt (and former navigator) falls ill, he and his crew set sail aboard the Hollow Skull in search of the cure: a magic elixir that's said to grant wishes. Together they must race against time in order to find it before their rival ship, X Librity. But when it becomes clear their quest will fail without the help of sirens, the captain must abandon his morals to strike a deal with the deceitful creatures, unaware of the dark secrets they are keeping from him.

pirate crews-

( @nevernovember this is the one where wave and his gf are both evil btw )

also VOTE FOR DEACON ⤶

[nevernovember]

This is a work of art.

[cookieboojar]

Violet goes on World Tour

Not because she wanted to see the world, but because she was generous enough to let the world see her.

Our villianess had read of Paris in many of the magazines, which described the city as a seat of fashion. So naturally, she had to grace this place first.

Italy was dazzled by her. She graciously allowed a human to row her around in Venice.

Shimmering radiant Violet was impressed by the open fields of the Alps. Having spent all of her existence in a library, it was a welcome departure. Although she found the lack of anti-cow rampage measures quite concerning.

To Africa. No book could have prepared our villianess for the feel of sand and the scorch of the sun. Walking in sand was especially difficult with those heels. She missed her brother Nox, for she doesn't even have to ask him to hold an umbrella to shade her from the sun. But Nox must stay away from this place, for he is mortal and fragile and real lions, elephants and giraffes might crush him to death which can't be risked.

She approved of the fine marble Taj Mahal and was of the opinion that a glittering monument be built in her honour too.

Japan was pretty. The humans had the decency to not grow too tall. The aerial view of the skytower allowed her to bless the city from up above.

She said Bronze would enjoy Brazil and refused to elaborate.

Last stop was Bali, where she was joined by her siblings and Nox's human.

Our precious villianess was intrigued by the world and it's many wonders. It was fun but her dainty self must return to her family now, for the nourishment of their company is unmatched.

[nevernovember]

Quarter-Fandom Alliance Propaganda

Arthur • Deacon • Ted • V

Getting out the digital art for this one.

This took a little longer than I thought so many have already voted, but if you are seeing this and haven't voted in one of their polls, now's your chance!

If you aren't in any of these fandoms, the Quarter-Fandom Alliance is working together to promote our contenders in the Tumblr Sexyman contest because we're mostly up against much bigger fandoms. (As a propagandist, I would strongly suggest you go vote for these 4 characters and share their polls).

Everyone's been doing a great job of promoting them, and we've still got a solid 4 days left.

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Trying to make Edit Comp 7 today

This is gonna be the longest comp ever

I’m downloading the videos 10 at a time but I have to pause and label them all for credit

I’m 20 videos in and already exhausted

There’s over 100 left to go

[kitkat-the-muffin]

50 in 👍

[kingripredofthegnawers]

Gregor the overlander headcannons

1.Ripred is stressed always he just presents his fear and worry very differently then everyone else does leading others to think he is uncaring. 2.Gregor after spending a lot more time with ripred eventually catches on to #1 And says nothing cuz ripred pride could not handle it. 3.Gregor brings down human music to show the underlanders and the sound hurts their ears and they hate it except for some random like maybe folk or some type of music that they like. 4.Lizzie would for sure bring down like a phone and all of the underlanders would play on it. After Gregor and Lizzie spent FOREVER explaining it to them of course. 5.I feel like they would play like Worldle and phone games like Mario kart I don't know how exactly they would play... but I want them to ok?! The overlanders would so get ragebaited by it lol 6. Ripred would so have Gregor read to him math books out loud so he could quiz Lizzie. He would also complain to gregor about his "reading voice" 7. Gregor takes Luxa to the mall and she has ice cream for the first time 8.So luxa brings back ice cream for everyone 9.They all don't trust it but once they try it they get addicted and they all get brain freeze 10. The cockroaches love club music

Maybe more headcannons later I am on summer break as of tomorrow so I will have a hell of a lot more free time YAY

Thank you for reading!

[nevernovember]