Oi!punk!

[gangstacartoon]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

So recently the mayor of my city placed a bunch of sharp stones under a bridge commonly used by homeless people to escape the harsh tropical storms we experience during the summer

A priest decided that was an utterly anti humanitarian course of action (rightfully so) and so his solution.. was to destroy those rocks with a hammer.

I'm not Catholic (in fact, I grew up Jewish and am now atheist) but I feel this is what religion is supposed to be about. Using the divine to help humans behave a little more... human.

[nevertrustapunk]

tem que respeitar o homem

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[nevertrustapunk]

Free him 😡

[destroymylife]

[fireladybuckley]

The context:  Crabs and crab-like body plans have evolved independently (convergently) at least 5 times in earth’s history.  This is called carcinisation.

[neofelis----nebulosa]

Nobody:

Evolution:

[harpyhormones]

[spacewayicons]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[nevertrustapunk]

?????

[nevertrustapunk]

Why thefuck i can't change my avatar and header???????

[shewillfeatdrake]

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

[socialist-sunflower-deactivated]

 there’s a tool for that

[gracefullikeagazelle]

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

[realityisoverrated]

OMG GET IT IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE JFC

[best-special-edition-deactivate]

As opposed to “I’m so hungry I could eat a child.”

[ausloser]

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

so many things are going on in this post

[sineala]

I just have to mention that these pasta measurers get EVEN BETTER. You’ve also got your choice of Unicorn (with rainbow):

Or T-Rex (with people running away in terror):

[white-throated-packrat]

Oh, I am THERE for the dinosaur pasta measure!

[basketcasemp3]

me: *is anxious about not having a job*

me: *is anxious about having a job*

me: cool

[westsaintpaulpanerawhore]

[nevertrustapunk]

Imma believer now

[anarchist-revolution]

[nevertrustapunk]

Aye it's Friday the 13th, protect yer black cats

É sexta-feira 13! Protejam seus gatos pretos

[no-gods-no-masters-tshirts]

[endofosho]

[nevertrustapunk]

Whenever my gf uploads a pic o her

[criquets]

[thespiritof-69]

Drunk punk :D