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Most frequent comment: I have never considered that pairing before. (It’s your new favourite now.)

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of course tino rates most touchable hair, but what parts of your team do you want to touch most? they can all be ass it's fine

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What a question to ponder on my bus to work.

Anthony obvs his nose. I do love a strong nose. And yes, Tino’s hair.

Everyone else is getting their ass touched though.

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Dan Burn’s thighs. Joelinton’s thighs.

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Your name

This is my favourite your name (y/k) fic I have ever read.

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Of my tumblr mutuals I am fairly sure I’m the only one of us who watches sumo but the Kotoeiho vs Shishi match was SO GOOD. They are both 9-2 for the tournament.

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Sugary air, sweet blue light

Edit found more!

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Bonus Joe short-shorts.

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Time travel!

“I don’t think I should tell you about the future. What if it changes things?”

“You gotta tell me something!” Jalen’s voice goes up and Josh doesn’t bother to look around because he couldn’t even tell Jalen the last time had a meal without being stared at.

“Donald Trump is elected president. Katy Perry goes into space. LeBron James breaks the scoring record. People have a thing for pistachio pastry chocolate. “

Jalen rolls his eyes. “That sounds like bullshit aside from LeBron.”

“Fine.” Jalen looks to the side the way he does when he’s trying to collect his thoughts. Josh waits him out because interrupting him just means it takes longer.

“How?”

“How did I get here? I don’t know. Why? I don’t know. When will I go back? I don’t know. And he’s still playing in the 25/26 season. Man’s a beast.”

“How do we end up having lunch often enough you know the way I like my salad?” Jalen asks, sounding exasperated.

Fair question, Josh thinks. He doesn’t even make a joke about tossing the salad which is probably a first.

“You grow up.” Jalen turns away in a huff and Josh leans over and cups his cheek which feels slightly rounder and softer than it does now.

“I grow up. Eat your lunch. “ Josh eats his pasta not that he can taste it because he really doesn’t know who why when what, and when he looks up Jalen’s touching his cheek with his fingertips staring at him.

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In a time travel story is when you go back as the age you are now right?

A fix it AU is when you go back in time but you are the age you were then?

Is the theory above correct?

Yes!

No!

Remaining time: 5 hours 1 minute

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Celebs that copy Rupaul - Devin Vassell

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I go backwards and forwards if the goddesses would be okay with writing about sex magic.

I don’t want to ever give the impression I don’t take them seriously. But I really like sex and magic.