[ruinedchildhood]

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[wedarkside21]

L

[don-sosa]

I think about this every goddamn day

[hunterbadbatch]

why is this peak comedy to me

[grogkill]

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[starkked]

Avengers Endgame (2019)

[nojillnolife]

[eddierredmayne]

I AM IRON MAN.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

[thatonenerdgirl]

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

[topshelfbottom-deactivated20190]

that’s… frustrating

[swaginy-deactivated20180404]

[clearly-misunderst0od]

Wake up America

[blairwarner]

okay but having b99 on the same network that has/had the good place, the office, parks and rec, cheers, seinfeld, friends, the golden girls, frasier, 30 rock, scrubs, the fresh prince of bel-air, and community feels right

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

before I sleep, here is a piece of goodness:

last week I realized I was on the wrong bus. I called up to the driver to be sure and he said yup and I said I’d just ride the route all the way back (takes about 25 mins) and wait for the right one.

UNBEKNOWN TO ME he radio’d the driver of the right bus to find out where on the route they were and he pulled off at a stop and called back to me

“get off here, your bus is about to be at this stop.”

So I got out, and in a moment, my bus pulled up, and the driver was like “got on the wrong bus, huh?”

Honestly it almost made me cry. Two people took the time to make my day a lot easier, and it made a huge difference.

Thank you, bus drivers!

[nightinngales]

somebody: i changed urls–

me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[ghost-of-bambi]

Never not reblog

[theredpelican]

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head