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Welcome to my technicolor train of thought! This tumblr is where it all began and it's very likely where everything will end, too; I haven't been through it all but I've seen a goddamn lot. Fair warning, I'm more active on Twitter lately:// MAIN // ART // NSFW // [28] [nb/transfem] [any pronouns!]

[kristina100000]

youtube comment of the day

[paper-mario-wiki]

*blasts you with boiling hot steam* omg im so sorry 😅 *blasts you with boiling hot steam*

[queen-zigzag]

[dummy-dot-exe]

シャイニングガンダム by YD@ydh2101

[acerby]

I love them but I could not thing of this meme

[cocoon2010]

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[no-one-offical]

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[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[pngblog]

[auveiss]

Corporate computer drip 🏢✨

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[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[deadfishspy]

Plane fanarts (?) from 2024-2025

[asteroidtroglodyte]

@planeyboys

[notredamn]

Haru

[omegaverse]

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

[omegaverse]

^ the gurgling farter

[iamoutofideas]

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

[omegaverse]

^ the jittering trembler

[mazeltron]

[omegaverse]

^ The nefarious anglerfish

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what's crazy is that it really said gorp

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[angelasscribbles]

[spreadassholesdotorg]