I got gastroenteritis. You know how I got that? I was in Indonesia, lost in the jungle. This is ABSOLUTELY true. Yeah, and an old man with one leg and a donkey found me a glade, and pointed me to a temple, and a palace. And I say, “I’m not Muslim, wife is, I’m not,” so we go to the palace. You’re gonna let me go on with this, are you? We got to the palace, and it’s the son of, uh, I think it was a gunrunner, and he had guys and turrets all around the palace, with guns, to keep the poor people out, and he was so pleased to see me, that he put a sheet up at the bottom of the garden, pouring with rain, servants holding their sheets up at the end of the garden, had a projector on the porch, where we were, and we sat and watched Sahara with Brook Shields.
Then, then, he threw a party and he had seven daughters, and seven sONS. HAHAHHAHA. I always laugh when I say that bit. And, uh, the seven daughters, they entertain me, royally, with dance, and no, flute playing. Flute playing and dance, and he, uh, fed me things like monkey breast and, parrot beak, I think it was, it was of course that night- And the next day, I redecorated the bathroom, pffft my bad. BUT he sent his DAUGHTER over to me, his favourite daughter, he sent to me, if you know what I mean, and I couldn’t make it to the front door. “Go away! You’re beautiful, but go away” this was many years ago. This has nothing- this has absolutely nothing to do with, nothing to do with the fact that I got gastroenteritis the other day, it just reminded me that, I’ve had it twice.
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