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i was trying to do some writing research for how fire/burns interact with clothing and the first webpage i clicked on derailed to talk about a fucked up arson related crimes some dude in a santa suit did. what the fuck

emil

i feel like nothing here is criticizing the act of arson meanwhile the santa suit decision is put under a fuckin microscope

mamoru

a waffle house has closed.

paulsrockinpagoda

fuck it just got real

russiawave

magistrate-of-mediocrity

Those am him leafs

profmeowmers

i’ve found it, the promised land

notsweettea

anarch-witch

floridaoranges

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

pleafromacatnamedvirtue

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

tastefullyoffensive

brucebocchi

we’re all gonna be stuck at home for a while so to pass the time i suggest setting up a cute little campsite in your living room and watching a movie like reservoir dogs or pulp fiction

brucebocchi

call that a tent in quarantino

sixpenceee

By Kate MacDowell

dickvanduck

Me

myrandomthoughtsofrandomness

Same

algrenion

my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

algrenion

he stayed like this for like a straight ten seconds

algrenion

i put it on facebook and one of my best friends just fhkahjlkhaklhjgklhkljhKHKJHKFHSFKJ

aerin-the-winky-vampire

mangonetics

I'm gonna start a new aesthetic, it's called "badpunk". It's an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.