the new 53

my own personal reboot of dc

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hello everybody! today is the 3 year anniversary of me creating this blog!

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@ anon i hope you know this is like my first anon hate i’ve ever gotten...i feel like i’ve leveled up in the world

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I bet you $20 that anon is a timsteph stan

oh man i just remembered that in this au tim isn’t in the batfam anymore :( i would die laughing if this was a pissed off tim stan 

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I hate canon as much as the next person but I would take it 100 times over this garbage. Most good AUs actually fix canons problems and are fun to read and experience. You have the exact same issues as canon (blatant character disrespect, ooc things about a character with no good reason, inconsistency, erasure of certain relationships) that I detest in canon. Don’t act like your au is a godsend and better than canon when it’s the exact same just with a different name

i’m sorry you don’t like my au :( maybe you should stop lurking on my blog if you hate it that much?

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Full offense, this AU is perfection, except, apparently, to people who hate fun.

thanks legend 😔✊

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Full offence but this au sucks

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cottagecore is over lighthousecore is IN

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sea shanties

maddening isolation

cold and wet

haunted(?)

gas lamps

sturdy boots

homoeroticism

a giant squid is there

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Do dawn and Don Allen exist in your reboot?

not yet but they could!

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i mean like, they aren’t born yet. they might exist in the future though.

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Do dawn and Don Allen exist in your reboot?

not yet but they could!

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are kathy and m’gann telepaths (and if so are they kinda in on all the secrets)

i’m pretty sure in comics kathy isn’t a telepath so she’s not and m’gann is but she doesn’t invade people’s privacy and j’onn told her to never ever read any batman adjacent person’s mind or if she does to never say she did it 

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do the yj kids know each other’s identities?

everyone knows everyone except olive & damian bc in this universe batman is more stingy with the secret identity thing. 

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do Lois and Bruce’s kids know Clark and Lana’s?

vaguely but in a “mom’s-work-friend’s-kids” way. although of course damian and olive and kathy are in YJ together so there is that

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Does Clark know superwoman’s identity??

nope!

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what are Clark and Lana’s relationships with each of their three daughters like??

they love all three of them a lot! but they tend to kind of overcompensate with kathy since she’s adopted and an alien and then they also pay a lot of attention to & do a lot of stuff with mia because she’s trans (like take her shopping and stuff idk again...overcompensating) and so carol feels like she’s the least favorite? but she totally isn’t. lana takes them all out on girl’s nights though and they’ll go shopping or get their nails done and it makes kathy feel included and mia feel like, validated and stuff and clark also takes carol to the daily planet bc carol is so interested in journalism! i think carol spends more time with clark and less with lana and kathy spends more time with lana and less with clark and mia gets a pretty even amount of time with both for whatever reason. 

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Do the parents of the young justice kids know that they are in young justice? And once the kids get older do they start doing more missions and stuff?

as a reminder the YJ are

nightwing (damian)

flamebird (olive)

beacon (kathy)

miss martian (m’gann)

nobody (maya)

abuse (colin)

mudface (katherine)

& obviously bruce knows about damian and olive being in it, and j’onn knows about m’gann, and maya and colin are orphans so it doesn’t matter, but clark doesn’t know about kathy being in it. however, clayface does know that katherine’s in it

yeah of course when they get older they do more heroing!

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I'm confused about oliver. What's up with him in this universe?

it’s a mystery! the world thinks oliver queen, billionare, went missing, but after the island he returned to star city and helped connor and mia with archery. however, after they were taken in by dinah, he vanished! nobody has seen him since