I love lying for fun 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

my source is I made it the fuck up hey guys did you know about lying as a joke? because sometimes things that are not true are funny !

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The word "dragon" is actually pronounced "dreegoin" according to recently excavated ancient texts

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"Skeletons" as we know them are actually not real. The shape of a skeleton is inaccurate as there are three types of "bone" that are entirely different in molecular makeup, so much if a difference that calling them similar even is wrong. So really all animals with "bones" have three "skeletons".

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There's actually a bonus scene for the endings in Hollow Knight: Silksong where the character Sherma is seen in a band with three bugs that look remarkably like the three main characters in the animated show Sonic Underground, to trigger this bonus scene Hornet must break a secret wall in the Mist and repair a chilidog stand which summons an npc named Soshik the Stinkbug

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Dr peppers 23 flavors is actually inaccurate there's actually 45

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Scratching mosquito bites will cause them to stop itching you can trust me I know everything

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Before the year 1652, the number 32 came after the number 33

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In deltarune chapter 4 there is a secret climbable wall near the old mans study where if you climb it you will find jevil spamton the roaring knight and the old man playing uno (spamton is losing badly and jevil is winning). They will not notice you because they are in the background and you can only see their silhouettes and speech bubbles.

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bagelworld blue ray set found with original hopital base episode after years of us only having a recording of the episode from tv was one thing, now im finding out it was removed because of a lawsuit? imagine sueing a show called bagelworld... imagine getting mad enough about something in bagelworld that you sue it. your gonna sue the bagel silly show?

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dr pepper was originally called doccer pebber, in fact it wasnt until july 2002 when they trademarked the name Dr Pepper for their brand!

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Was any1 gonna tell me that bagelworld shadowdropped a new season or was I supposed to find that out 3 days afterwards and get spoiled

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FUN FACT: it is actually 100% legal to shoplift in 32 US states. The only rules against it are company policies

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was anybody gonna tell me that the definition of mayonnaise in the oxford dictionary refers to it as spicy or was i supposed to learn that when i called my mom weak for not liking spicy food and her pulling out the fucking dictionary to call mayonnaise spicy

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DR PEPPER RECIPE GOT LEAKED

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i have never reblogged something to the wrong blog ever in my life because i am a perfect person who never makes mistakes :angel emoji:

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on December 21st 2026 cheesecake factory will go out of business due to controversies involving a mansion, 450 missing employees, and claims of ghosts.

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One time I was playing a roblox obby in like 2015 and some asshole kept spamming the chat with "I really like dr pepper" and I, deciding to be contrarian even though I liked dr pepper, said I Hated dr pepper. I swear to God the background music stopped and their face changed to some fucked up spongebob closeup shit and they started chasing me and spamming their fucking dr pepper gear loud as fuck sipppp slurp noise. They finally messed up one of my jumps so I died and the entire chat was just the phrase WOULD YOU LIKE A DR PEPPER over and over and over again, I have no idea how they were typing that fast. Anyway I had gotten to that point in the obby without dying and I was mad because I wanted to go through it deathless so I said something along the lines of I never want to see dr pepper again and that dr pepper guys avatar started like. Shaking and spinning really fast and like started multiplying it looked like one of those spinning water sprinklers. I swear to God everytime I blinked ten more dr pepper roblox guys would appear and they were all spamming the chat with I really like dr pepper and their stupid slurp sip noises from the dr pepper gears. Anyways after a few minutes the computer crashed and I got scared that I had broke it so I started crying and my mom made me stop playing roblox for like a month.

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the tags say that op is lying but i used to do this stuff around 2015 so this very well could have been a real experience

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You claim i am lying when i have never told a lie ever in my life I always tell the truth. You can trust me I'm a trustworthy person who would never try to deceive anyone ever.