it's unstable.

Hey, hey! I'm Ethan of New Bark Town! Not to brag or anything, heh, but I'm pretty cool and strong. Wanna battle? A Marill-free zone. Fried chicken enthusiast. 「G L O R Y R O U T E」

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bam bam

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xxstandby4battlexx:

gloryroute replied to your post

where is RON

with my brother at his ranch. it was too annoying carrying around a baby all the time.

Why not just give ‘im to me?

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Who missed me?

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xxstandby4battlexx:

baby daddy senses tingling

lol

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dragonempressclair:

If you even think about pulling some stunt I will kick your cheri berries so hard…

They might kick back if you do.

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Would you kindly get on your knees and rub my feet?

…suuuure.

I wouldn’t count on my feet rubbing skills though, if I were you.

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dragonempressclair:

*kicks off boots and reclines* I’ll be the judge of that.

(is died from the smell)

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not-a-ditto:

Uuuuuh, Yeah. ‘Bout five minutes ago. I watched it go out the door? Should it not have done that?

OH MY GOD--

(drags you along and runs)

LET’S GO FIND IT

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nefaric:

newbarkative:

Fucking show me that your moves are better then.

https://safe.txmblr.com/svc/embed/inline/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fembed%2FSxJSylVO8Os%3Frel%3D0#embed-592a4f4462695523118525

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[ FUCKING DEAD. ]

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nefaric:

was that fucking dancing?

seemed more like the world was completely ending and starting over again.

Fucking show me that your moves are better then.

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nefaric:

please teach ethan how to fucking dance.

EXCUSE YOU.

IT IS YOU WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE.

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nefaric:

newbarkative:

nefaric:

newbarkative:

It’s Party Weekend

#let’s dance

WHO DANCES LIKE THIS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DANCING IS.

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nefaric:

newbarkative:

It’s Party Weekend

#let’s dance

WHO DANCES LIKE THIS.

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would you kindly do everything i say

I’m sure I gave you a lot of power with this, but here you are... asking for even more power.

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Would you kindly get on your knees and rub my feet?

...suuuure.

I wouldn’t count on my feet rubbing skills though, if I were you.

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steelcladflower replied to your post: Would you kindly help me gather apples?

apple pie! oh and about a dozen!

Sounds like it’ll be delicious! (he starts picking off two or three apples after inspecting their quality)

You gonna let me have piece after it’s made?

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Would you kindly help me gather apples?

Apples? Yeah, no problem.

What do you need them for and how much should we gather?