Forever Rising

Hi bitches I'm Clair the best dragon master in the world. Don't expect my badge unless you give me a foot rub because these heels fuckin hurt. (closed crack clair - affiliated with gloryroute - written by casey)

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So this happened

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not-a-ditto:

“A drink? As in water? Why?”

“Don’t tell me you’ve never gone out for a drink before.” Clair was extremely skeptical.

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saffronsiren:

Sabrina spoke more firmly, doing her best not to come off as uninterested - a habit that had grown from her isolation, but one she was in the process of breaking. “I’ve never been the social type,” she said, looking into the face of the beautiful Dragon master. “Lately, I’ve been trying to go out more often.” 

The dragoness returned the gaze-- though more out of uncertainty than anything else. It was clear now that Sabrina’s tone was more firm than before, but why? Had she been too pushy? Under normal circumstances, Clair would’t have cared. But Sabrina was a woman who posed no direct threat to her; she was an ally, a friend. 

“I didn’t mean to bother you,” she spoke again. “But you’re always welcome to join us if you feel up to it.”

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not-a-ditto:

“Absolutely not! I refuse to clean a place that YOU defecate! How rude!”

Well someone needs to do it! Would you prefer to grab a drink?

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I can't believe it I found your criminal record. I'm telling ur mom

If you found my so called “criminal record”, then what was the crime that I committed?

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hauaboutthat:

Umm but that’s nothing compared to what you were doing with that salamence a while back…

What, is a dragon master not allowed to ride her salamence to the grocery store to get some milk??

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I told you all that cabbage bullshit would stunt your growth!

Y-you’re wrong, Clair! I am a full grown man!

(He buries his face into his palms and starts crying.)

The cabbages… (he sobs in between his words) …they wouldn’t (hiccup)do that to me, right….?

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azaleanet:

That’s good to hear…

But it’s also true that I haven’t grown in 19 years.

Wait a second. I thought you were ten.. No..?? CHUCK YOU F*CKING LIED!

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not-a-ditto:

“Why would I need this?”

You look like you don’t have anything better to do, so you could scrub my toilet. 

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wallyisnotatree:

Would you like some help?

I’ve always been fairly decent at baking.

Great! You can be my helper chef. (Clair basically flops a 50 pound bag of flour onto Wally) We’re gonna need a lot of flour..

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Well, it looks like I'm stuck baking for the clan banquet again.. great.

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Laughs out LOUD "Yeah give him to Ethan"

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(of course she turns into the grumpy kitten)

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M!A: Clair has transformed a kitty, 2 hour

ok actually fml

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I told you all that cabbage bullshit would stunt your growth!

Y-you’re wrong, Clair! I am a full grown man!

(He buries his face into his palms and starts crying.)

The cabbages… (he sobs in between his words) …they wouldn’t (hiccup)do that to me, right….?

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Actually, they will make you grow into a scary green giant. You will never stop growing.

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meionnaise replied to your photo

Show me yours and I'll show you mine!

Absolutely not!

Aren’t you 17?

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I will not be showing anyone my boobies, so don't even ask!!

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saffronsiren:

“I—,” Sabrina paused for a second, before continuing. “—I don’t bother to associate outside of the League, I haven’t found much need too.” The Psychic expert fidgeted, but didn’t want to appear rude in front of Johto’s strongest leader. “How are you, Clair? It has been a while.”

“I’ve been doing alright,” Clair spoke, noticing how unsettled the other gym leader seemed to be and returning with raised eyebrows. “--But why don’t you bother with us? You know you don’t have to be so antisocial around the other gym leaders. It can be quite fun.”

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I can't believe it I found your criminal record. I'm telling ur mom

If you found my so called “criminal record”, then what was the crime that I committed?

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For assaulting my eyes with that unnecessary small tiddy window.