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meionnaise:

I could say the same about you.

Also, it’s about time we catch some sleep so —

(Mei leans in and lightly presses her lips against his warm cheek, before waving good bye and running inside)

Good night!

yeah. it’s become quite late now--

before he could further respond, the girl had already bid him farewell for the night and promptly made her way into the house. as the man made his way back to his apartment, he could only wonder if the night and cold had gotten into their heads.

#meionnaise #//good nightttt #//idk how to end this thread so i just *does some shit*

meionnaise:

Hehe, I’m just joking.

You don’t have to work so hard for me. I can pay rent, since I saved a lot to go travel in different regions before I become the official Champion of Unova!

...you’re strange.

that’s not a bad thing though, donuts.

#meionnaise

meionnaise:

Did you say something?

You can count on me!

…speaking of which, where am I going to stay?

you ask that now.

i can probably set you up where in goldenrod. they may have chased out team rocket years ago, but we still discretely have a strong foothold there.

#meionnaise #//its ok #//me too tbh

meionnaise:

Of course. This is me that you’re talking to!

I know I pull pranks a lot, though do you think I’m incapable of traveling to different regions?

not at all, donuts.

what you did earlier was quite bold. you never cease to amaze me, despite how i end up babysitting most of the time.

and we’re leaving early in the morning. one second late, and i’m leaving you behind.

#meionnaise

meionnaise:

Yeah, if you’re going, then you’re taking me too!

You’re my friend, Proton. You can’t go and have fun all on your own!

man--

proton chuckles lightly.

you really are something.

i don’t mind.

it’s just for work though, so it ain’t fun.

i’m flying on my pokemon. transportation makes too many stops. you still wanna accompany me?

#meionnaise #//GOD #//THEY MAKE HIM SO TSUNDERE #//HE'S REALLY JUST COLD

meionnaise:

…then what time are we going tomorrow?

“we”...?

#meionnaise #//THEY ALWAYS MAKE HIM SOME EMO SHIT #//he's honestly not that different from proton personality-wise imo #//a hot douchebag

meionnaise:

B-back to Johto?

…and no, I “don’t know” because you just told me now.

You better not be pulling a joke in retaliation!

i don’t blame you if you think i’m joking.

i am a renowned liar.

#meionnaise #//literally me too #//i have no motivation to be proton unless if there's a proper ethan or kotone that i like around #//or your mei because she's fucking wild #//an archer can occasionally fill that motivation but i usually require the top three lomaoo

meionnaise:

Aren’t I going to see you around tomorrow or something?

We always run into each other anyways, so is there a need?

how boring and cold.

and i’m leaving town tomorrow, ya know.

back to johto and all.

#meionnaise #//yes. yes he does #//also 'leaving town' aka i'm not logging in after tonight for several months

meionnaise:

If it wasn’t this cold, I’d punch you right now.

(Mei quickly squeezes his arm tightly, in place of a punch, before releasing it)

I’m going to go then.

ack--

what the hell.

that fucking hurts.

and you’re just gonna go without a farewell?

#meionnaise

meionnaise:

Proton.

I think I might let go at this point.

i mean, i think you kinda have to.

we’re at your house.

#meionnaise #//THEY'RE KINDA FLIRTING ONE SECOND THEN RIPPING OFF EACH OTHER'S FLESH THE NEXT

meionnaise:

Ah — do you dislike it?

If so, I can let go.

well--

it’s fine actually.

it's cold tonight.

besides, i can feel your tits pressed up against my arm.

more warmth, or something.

#meionnaise #//H E L L O I ' V E D O N E S O M E T H I N G

meionnaise:

Oh my, since when have you become such a gentleman?

That’s fine with me.

nah. i ain’t like that fancy shit, unfortunately.

i was just being this ‘nice’ thing that people do.

so.

are you going to continue clinging onto me like that?

#meionnaise

meionnaise:

(She smiles up at him)

You’re weird, Proton.

heh.

you’re weirder, donuts.

though, it is getting late.

should i walk you home?

#meionnaise

meionnaise:

Proton —

(Mei runs over to him and grabs his arm.)

I was just messing with you, you know.

…because maybe I meant that.

...then maybe i’m not going home yet.

#meionnaise

meionnaise:

…what did you think I meant?

eh.

it’s nothing. don’t worry about it.

proton gets up from the bench.

i ate some dirt with you, helped convince you that we’re not pokemon, and now it’s getting late.

i guess i should get going soon.

#meionnaise #//he's so salty for being played like that lomaoo #//he's gonna go internally cry in secret #//it's also getting late here for reals

meionnaise:

We’re perfect for each other! That’s why we’re friends, right?

We can be like a cool but weird friend duo, don’t you think?

we’re already a weird friend duo.

and christ.

i thought you meant something else.

#meionnaise #//IM SO ANGRY #//CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE MEI CURVED THE CURVE BALL THAT SHE THREW AT HIM #//and he thought he was getting some tonight lomaaoo

meionnaise:

Really? What a relief!

That means we’re perfect for each other then!

what.

#meionnaise #//not a bad 'what' lol

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