the new exposé

welcome to the new exposé, the number one place to get all the information on your favorite celebrities. fair warning, though; you may not like everything we say. we're here to give you that inside look you all crave, to expose their actions and to give you a much needed insight into their lives. - xoxo, the new exposé

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hello, all. have no fear, it’s me, the new exposé. come and send me to gossip !! what’s been happening ? feelings, fights, romances and just down right messy situations, i want to know about them all !! serve the tea, sweeties. my sources are everywhere !!

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Which singers should collaborate together?

definitely dahlia & harper... i’ll say no more...

@suredahlia @paper-sunshine-heart

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thoughts on the love triangle? I say they should have a three some tbh

love triangle ?? more like LUST triangle, anon. nothing loving going on between celine and sierra, i do have eyes. virginia is actually as bland as they come, far too friendly for me. yeah, she is cute but she’s no lesbian jesus; i need more to stan that wet lettuce! and anon, get your head out of the gutter. there are no threesomes around; keep on wishing though, whatever you need to fulfil your fantasies...

@celinehq @the-operatic-sierra @ofvirginia

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celine and sierra should really get a room.

i think they got a room and we all know what went down. all i’m going to say is that having sex whilst your guests are downstairs having a party is not good hosting skills. however, you’re right. watching that dry humping going on disgusted me but also made me sad. stop trying to make yourselves relevant. guess sierra is not as classy as she makes out to be. someone needs to drop her down a few pegs, that’s why i’m siding with virginia on this one…

@the-operatic-sierra @celinehq @ofvirginia

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So many nervous bunnies at this party! It's like let loose or stay home!

honestly, the younger ones were a disaster at the party. thank god for natalia and dave making it worthwhile. if i have to hear one more conversation between vivienne and virginia about food, i’m going to lose it. watching those two is the hollywood equivalent of watching paint dry. the older generation were extremely messy but i thank them because i now see a falling out between sierra and mariella, not that they were friends to begin with but it keeps things entertaining. grab your popcorn, everyone. it’s going down.

@nataliaholland @davedeluca @gcldfever @ofvirginia @mariellawinters @the-operatic-sierra

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Did you see dave is leaving the party with natalia?

it honestly didn’t take this crowd long to move it along, good lord. i did notice natalia throughout the party and i got the impression that she thought she was too good for it all. she’s got that whole prim and proper thing going on; too bad she couldn’t keep it up. i guess now we know she’s the type of girl to jump into someone’s bed when given one generic compliment. sweetie, we call that being insecure.

@nataliaholland @davedeluca

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idk how marcëlla’s kids cope with having such a hot mom

do you mean mariëlla? anyway, who cares when you have such a pretty face? it’s true, she’s one hot mama and seems to be going strong considering her age. however, it’s so much better than having an ugly mother. here’s hoping her children inherited their mother’s looks...

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come and ask my opinion on specific people and i shall dish the tea. we are now in session.

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Cutest celebrities that have been spotted?

harper’s really cute but too nice for my opinion, lucy’s cute but she complains too much. i think natalia’s one to watch; she’s very pretty and does seem to have a good time with everyone but we’ll see. vivienne’s cute but she very odd; i haven’t made my mind up about her yet.

@paper-sunshine-heart @kaleidoscopceyes @nataliaholland @gcldfever

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911, I'd like to report some gay activity

there’s some weird ass love triangle going don’t and i’m just confused; i expected these performances from teenagers, not grown ass women. can they not do it on the dance floor? some people are trying to get their groove on.

@celinehq @ofvirginia @the-operatic-sierra

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benny and catalina are a hookup waiting to happen

it’s the classic will they/won’t they scenario. we all need one but it will get to the point where we’ll all just want them to get it over and done with. i get very impatient and people lose my interest quickly if they’re boring.

@bcnnypls @actresscatalina

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seems like vivienne and angela are getting close; they’re whispering and smiling over by the food 👀

i don’t understand why people keep whispering when this party is so damn loud but i’ve seen it too, anon. there’s definitely something there, or at least i’m hoping there is because i need my scoop. vivienne and angela are both stunning so i wouldn’t mind seeing them together. still, i think they need to get closer before any fireworks go off.. 

@gcldfever @anqelface

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Best new kids on the block?

do you mean in terms of careers of those born after 1990? i’m interesting to see how brittany gets on and whether she has any actual talent that can save her in the long run. we all know that people on dating shows are only out for fame and her fifteen minutes came and went rather swiftly. she has a pretty face but i think that’s all there is to her...

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Hmm, isn't Emily Wilson a little young for this party? She's a wild one, I'll give her that.

she’s twenty, anon but i sort of agree. still, she’s an a lister and they all have their ways of getting themselves on each and every list, like an itch you just can’t get rid of. at least she’s not struggling to make conversation or hiding in a corner crying, yes, i’m looking at you, lucy!

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Okay but Harper is sweet as Hell, but it's amazing to think that a voice as powerful as hers hides in someone so shy???

that’s true. i just want her to come out of her comfort zone. i feel like she has so much to say and i want her to own every minute of it. still, sweet only lasts so long in this industry. gotta watch out for those vultures, harper…

@paper-sunshine-heart

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do you wanna see hookups happen at this party?

of course, anon. it’s what i live for! as long as everything’s consensual, i’m all for friendships being wrecked and messy celebrities bringing gossip upon themselves.

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Scariest celeb?

definitely renata !! she’s sexy but scary as hell and someone i would probably avoid like the plague in this scenario !!

@rvnatas