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Elevator Hitch AU Ask/RP blog

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ELEVATOR HITCH RP BLOG

>[This blog is run by @sketchyreject , and is a remake of @your-new-replacement-archive ]

Rules:

- No NSFW (some mild jokes and topics are fine, just be sensible and read the room, mod is 18 but blog is sfw either way)

- Asker magic is allowed (mod has the right to say no to any magic)

- Respect mod and other askers (don't try to push if mod and askers are urging you to stop)

- Crossovers are allowed and encouraged

THIS BLOG MAY HAVE THEMES OF DEPRESSION, MENTAL ILLNESS, SUICIDALITY, DEATH, BLOOD, SH, AND OTHER THINGS TO BE LISTED. While this blog is not intended to be pure angst, these and other things may come up, be warned. Posts with potential triggers will be tagged for filtering purposes.

TAGS:

#✂ disbelief : info

#✂ denial : ooc

#✂ anger : art

#✂ bargaining : asks

#✂ guilt : posts

#✂ depression : rp

#✂ acceptance : finished rp

(Specific character tags will be added when they come up!)

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It lives…

"I'm a person y'know, not an 'it'.."

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"What the hell...????"

[connote-coworker]

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hey

🫵

i know what you are

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How about instead of a washing machine we throw him in a nice warm bath with rose petals? That sounds better

"Yeah! That sounds a lot better!"

"I would like that!"

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Mostly just pushing you to make a human connection

"..."

"...I suppose that's fair.. can't argue much with that..."

>[The idea of befriending someone, especially him, gives Rowan an unshakeable feeling of anxiety.]

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ok fine what about throwing you in the dryer

"That's also pretty bad."

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Just let the guy pay for your dry cleaning

"You lot seem pretty dead-set on making me go get this thing dry cleaned, huh?"

>[Rowan can't help but think it's more likely because they want him to see that blonde weirdo again.]

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hmmmm why shouldn't we throw you in the washing machine? >:3

"I'll drown in there?? I'm not clothes! I'm.. a person...!"

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how long have you had that suit TwT

"I..."

>[He looks at it again, thoughts and memories coming to him, along with a sense of confusion.]

"...don't know."

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what if we just

throw you in the washing machine

"Don't throw me in the washing machine!"

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And then throw that one in the washing machine too? You suit murderer!

"Relax! My suit's fine!"

"I'll take better care of my next suit if I get one!"

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If your suit doesn’t explicitly say it can be washed in a washing machine then absolutely do not put it in a washing machine you can seriously fuck it up

"It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine... If it gets ruined I could just thrift a new one! I got this for fairly cheap..!"

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As a wise man once said… you would not give [him] a job with a [suit] like that, you would take the job away from [him] if you could.

"...Huh?"

>[What are they talking about?]

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In that case, wouldn’t coworker be the best option? You already know he can be killed, and that you can overpower him if it comes to it. As long as you have your scissors on you you’ll be safe, so why not give him a chance?

"...please don't make me think about any of this... I really don't like thinking about it..."

>[Rowan's hand shifts to hold himself, palm rubbing up and down his forearm in a soothing motion.]

>[Guilty. He feels so guilty.]

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Yeah I would’ve come up to you on the street if I saw that too .w."'

"Is it seriously that bad..?"