my name's Viridis

xe/he

[newly-someone]

i tried to claim Lag as my child.

that's it. you can leave now.

[fernzforflowerz]

*someone is wandering the shop. they look amazed at the flowers, despite the flowers very much being wilted.*

-@newly-someone

”oh! Hello there! Is there anything specific your looking for, I can try to get whatever your looking for! Even if not everything is that- well.”

[newly-someone]

oh!!

*it seems that he has only just noticed them.*

what do you mean 'everything that is that, well.'? are these flowers dead? they don't seem dead.

[fernzforflowerz]

”they’re not the healthiest, most of these would die out within a day or two if it wasn’t for the extra water I’ve recently been giving them. And the brighter ones are almost all dead.”

[newly-someone]

oh. that's sad. you should water them more!!

*he takes one of the flowers. seems that xe picked a simple rose.*

also can I possibly buy this?

[fernzforflowerz]

”of course! I could grab something to on it!”

[newly-someone]

to. to on it? huh.

what that mean?

*xe are not the smartest kid in the class...*

[fernzforflowerz]

*someone is wandering the shop. they look amazed at the flowers, despite the flowers very much being wilted.*

-@newly-someone

”oh! Hello there! Is there anything specific your looking for, I can try to get whatever your looking for! Even if not everything is that- well.”

[newly-someone]

oh!!

*it seems that he has only just noticed them.*

what do you mean 'everything that is that, well.'? are these flowers dead? they don't seem dead.

[fernzforflowerz]

”they’re not the healthiest, most of these would die out within a day or two if it wasn’t for the extra water I’ve recently been giving them. And the brighter ones are almost all dead.”

[newly-someone]

oh. that's sad. you should water them more!!

*he takes one of the flowers. seems that xe picked a simple rose.*

also can I possibly buy this?

[fernzforflowerz]

*someone is wandering the shop. they look amazed at the flowers, despite the flowers very much being wilted.*

-@newly-someone

”oh! Hello there! Is there anything specific your looking for, I can try to get whatever your looking for! Even if not everything is that- well.”

[newly-someone]

oh!!

*it seems that he has only just noticed them.*

what do you mean 'everything that is that, well.'? are these flowers dead? they don't seem dead.

[newly-someone]

Did you collect the spiders together? I will take them if you want them gone.

-💉💥

AAAAA!!! WHO ARE YOU?????

*he's up on a table. there isn't anyway you'd get him to touch a spider. or, maybe he will when hell is frozen over.*

JUST GET THEM TO LEAVE!! PLEASE!!!!

[ohmedicalmal]

*They start corralling them into a bag, when a note from an anon tips them off.*

Well, I’ve fixed some of your issue. Bye. Thanks for the proteins.

*They zip it up and pocket it.*

[newly-someone]

THE FUCK??? YOU EAT THESE VILE FUCKERS?? EWEWWWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT GRODYYYY!!!!

[ohmedicalmal]

Food is food, dammit. Protein is protein. I need to eat.

*They offer a middle finger back as they march away.*

[newly-someone]

WHU- HEY!!!

*xe throw a crumpled ball of paper at them as they leave.*

[newly-someone]

Did you collect the spiders together? I will take them if you want them gone.

-💉💥

AAAAA!!! WHO ARE YOU?????

*he's up on a table. there isn't anyway you'd get him to touch a spider. or, maybe he will when hell is frozen over.*

JUST GET THEM TO LEAVE!! PLEASE!!!!

[ohmedicalmal]

*They start corralling them into a bag, when a note from an anon tips them off.*

Well, I’ve fixed some of your issue. Bye. Thanks for the proteins.

*They zip it up and pocket it.*

[newly-someone]

THE FUCK??? YOU EAT THESE VILE FUCKERS?? EWEWWWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT GRODYYYY!!!!

[newly-someone]

Did you collect the spiders together? I will take them if you want them gone.

-💉💥

AAAAA!!! WHO ARE YOU?????

*he's up on a table. there isn't anyway you'd get him to touch a spider. or, maybe he will when hell is frozen over.*

JUST GET THEM TO LEAVE!! PLEASE!!!!

[newly-someone]

*SPIDERS!!!*

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK! EWEWEWWW!! GET THEM AWAY!!

*xyr terrified, clutching onto the woven strings he has made.*

[dia-cjrp]

hey i heard you don't like being nibbled. i got sharp ass teeth. i put those two things together to come up with the result that i could annoy you greatly.

and i got nothing better to do. and SOMEONE PUT DRUGS IN THE ANONS!!!

wh. what

[newly-someone]

what do you. what do you mean 'what'? someone put drugs in the anons. or they drugged me? could you say they drugged me?

[newly-someone]

>urgle burgle now i have to sleep. i just sent an ask too!!!<

[newly-someone]

*motivates you to bug people*

what kind of drugs did they put in the anons

[newly-someone]

this feels so empty.

*he's woven many strings together. so many strings. i guess he's just bored.*

[newly-someone]

*there's a radio playing some music, Viridis weaving some green shiny threads.

you could come to see what he's doing, if you'd like.*

[newly-someone]

deep breaths, Viridis...

*xe had a panic attack. :( poor guy!*

[newly-someone]

>could someone just possibly make a design for xem?<

[newly-someone]

what even is an anon war? what's the purpose?

*just keep asking the sky that...*

[newly-someone]

why am i even here.

fuck it i'll look around.