Incorrect Newmann and co. Quotes

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[newmannincorrect]

I don’t have a crush on him. He’s just someone I stare at and like, and when he’s not here, it ruins my day.

Hermann, about Newt

[newmannincorrect]

Amara: Ah yes, the five love languages.

[points to Nate] Touch starved.

[points to Hermann] My parents never told me they are proud of me.

[points to Newt] I love Stuff.

[points to Pentecost] I’m so fuckin' tired please god just let me rest for five minutes.

[points to Nate] Hey pay attention to me.

Nate: Hey, why did I get two?

[killerkittyart]

A quick Newmann comic I did cause I’m obsessed with these gay scientists, based on a post from @newmannincorrect

[newmannincorrect]

Amara: Atoms never touch, Nate, so no, I did not punch that guy.

Hermann: I never should have told you that.

[newmannincorrect]

Hermann: You're so annoying.

Newt: Then let go of my hand.

Hermann, holding onto Newt's hand tighter: Never.

[newmannincorrect]

I can't like things in moderation. It's either I dedicate my whole life to something or I'm completely disinterested.

Hermann

[newmannincorrect]

Hermann: You need to stop mixing Shakespearean English with modern English, it's confusing.

Newt: I swear to the heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, I'll yeet thee across the cubicule.

Hermann: What the fuck

[newmannincorrect]

Jake: If you get in trouble I'll be a lawyer for you. Ok?

Amara: Yeah.

Nate: Amara Namani!

Amare: Yes?

Nate: Sit down on that chair. You're in trouble.

Jake, whispering: Deny everything.

Amara, loudly: That isn't a chair!

[newmannincorrect]

Pentecost: Reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by the Shatterdome health plan.

Newt: Why does he always look at me when he says that?

[newmannincorrect]

I'm probably the smartest dumbass you'll ever meet.

Newt

[newmannincorrect]

Nate, entering the K-lab: Who's in charge here? Jake, shrugging: Usually it's whoever yells the loudest. [Hermann and Newt screaming in the background]

[newmannincorrect]

Newt: Sometimes I think you're not taking me seriously.

Hermann: There are times when you think I'm taking you seriously?

[newmannincorrect]

Mako: It's pride month! You know what that means.

Amara: I can eat as many skittles as I want?

Mako: What? No! What has Jake been telling you?

Jake, walking in, pouring skittles in his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

[newmannincorrect]

Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut? Just REALLY twist it in there? Because that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

Jake, to Nate

[newmannincorrect]

Amara, running in: Is it true? Dr. Geiszler punched a homophobe? Newt: Hermann punched a homophobe. Newt: [high-fives Hermann]

[newmannincorrect]

Hermann: Your existence is confusing.

Newt: How so?

Hermann: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[newmannincorrect]

Hermann, laying flat on the floor: My body is betraying me.

Jake: No, you're exhausted. That's what happens to regular people who keep pulling all-nighters.

Hermann: I hate it.

Jake: You just need to get some rest. Now close your eyes-

Newt, bursting in: IS HE DEAD?