PokeAmie

Amie, They/them. won't be posting very often, as i'm working abroad/

[newpokemonrefresh]

So, I think it was about time I actually introduced myself. Screw off omega, I’m taking this account back.

I’m Cicely, and these are my companions:

Venus, my Cradily (my first Pokémon)

Chorus, my chimeco,

Exodus, my eggexcutor,

Fidus, my espeon,

and Varona, who was Amie’s komala. I am a current employee of the Omega Foundation, and it looks like everyone forgot about this blog really quickly, save for me. So I’m taking it back, it wasn’t theirs in the first place.

if you have seen a shiny Yamask in the hoenn area, please tell me.

RIP AMIE MATSUDA 1997-2023

[goldenrodgal]

Hi! Glad you’re doing well, glad your kid is okay. I’m still alive but I can’t tell you anything that’s going on because I’m involved in multiple lawsuits right now. You’ll see stuff about the raid on the news soon enough

-Amie @newpokemonrefresh

[newpokemonrefresh]

I CAN tell you that that “I’m glad there’s no radiation type pokemon” post you reblogged is kind of incorrect though.

[teamcuriosity]

What the actual fuck, Professor Amaryllis?

—Dr. Ryan Alston

[teamcuriosity]

I should probably elaborate on this.

As you all may know, Professor Bellamy Amaryllis, Johtonian poison type specialist and bane on my existence, was hit with two incredibly powerful electrical attacks in the last week. I was under the assumption that the first attack maybe just generated more heat than voltage, but the second one, well. We all know what that looked like.

I ran some field tests on him. Perhaps we'll do something more in-depth someday, but he's a busy man. I understand. However, those field tests revealed something that, and I'm not saying this lightly, is going to fucking haunt me.

The average human, even in this fucked up universe, can handle 10 milliamps before dropping dead. This absolute freak of nature, at the peak of our trials, was taking 40 amps. 40. Amps. Not milliamps. Amps. And the most he said about it was that he was "a little uncomfortable". That's twice as much amperage as your wall socket puts out, and he barely even flinched.

By all accounts, his wife (husband? wifesband?) should have killed him yesterday. If he were anyone else, we'd be holding a funeral.

But nope. Bill Nye is a superconductor. Why? I have no idea. But dammit, he is.

Sincerely, what the fuck

[professor-amaryllis]

.... I don't. Like this.

[newpokemonrefresh]

Well, I’m glad I’m over on this fucked up islsnd. Sorry for radio silence. Work’s going well.

[newpokemonrefresh]

Can i borrow a few hundred pokèdollars after all that?

Also what pokèmon do you currently own and where are they currently located?

why am i being hit up by an alleged team rocket member. what do you mean "all that". i don't owe you anything i've??? never??? met??? you??? sorry i feel kinda scrambled with jet lag and all but no. literally the first rule of internet safety is to not tell your location haha

[clara-teamrocket]

Look im willing to forgive and forget but you guys better be paying for my new phone.

[newpokemonrefresh]

i mean i think i remember giving someone advice on the best way to get a zoroark partner on a previous account but i literally made this account yesterday so i think one of us may be mixing things up *shrug*. plus i've never broken anyone's phone or anything.

[clara-teamrocket]

Look im willing to forget the zoroark thing. But either you or your buddy will be paying for a new phone. And some hearing aids for all that unnecessary shouting.

[newpokemonrefresh]

Oh, is this about cicely? i'll pass it on to them. they tend to shout and i'd be lying if i said they didn't get into fights haha

[newpokemonrefresh]

Can i borrow a few hundred pokèdollars after all that?

Also what pokèmon do you currently own and where are they currently located?

why am i being hit up by an alleged team rocket member. what do you mean "all that". i don't owe you anything i've??? never??? met??? you??? sorry i feel kinda scrambled with jet lag and all but no. literally the first rule of internet safety is to not tell your location haha

[clara-teamrocket]

Look im willing to forgive and forget but you guys better be paying for my new phone.

[newpokemonrefresh]

i mean i think i remember giving someone advice on the best way to get a zoroark partner on a previous account but i literally made this account yesterday so i think one of us may be mixing things up *shrug*. plus i've never broken anyone's phone or anything.

[newpokemonrefresh]

Can i borrow a few hundred pokèdollars after all that?

Also what pokèmon do you currently own and where are they currently located?

why am i being hit up by an alleged team rocket member. what do you mean "all that". i don't owe you anything i've??? never??? met??? you??? sorry i feel kinda scrambled with jet lag and all but no. literally the first rule of internet safety is to not tell your location haha

[ariadosanon-deactivated20230918]

who are you, and why am i following you? i literally just made my blog why am i already following like 7 people.

-Amie at @newpokemonrefresh

Girl you don’t want to know.

[newpokemonrefresh]

???? ???? ? i literally don't know you ????????

[newpokemonrefresh]

Hello,

I’m Amie, a sort of employee of the Omega Foundation. I’ve been sent to a small island named Sociu (not the real island name), to help out with “ a sudden onset of wild Pokémon”.  I’m staying here for AT LEAST a whole month, so this little rotumblr account will be my only non-work contact with the rest of the world. Can’t wait to tell you guys about my thrilling adventures where I probably just catch wild magikarp or something.

[goldenrodgal]

so….yeah I’m sure you saw the announcement. I got fired, haha. Not haha. I’m taking my Pokémon and Amie and I’m going to go backpacking across Hoenn and disconnect. I wish you well.

-cicely, no longer at @newpokemonrefresh

fired or not, you got out! i wish you all luck and healing!

[newpokemonrefresh]

An important announcement

This account will soon become defunct. Cicely, who was previously managing it, has been fired for misuse of company funds, aiding and abetting an escaped international convict, misuse of company materials, misuse of people’s time, failure to appropriately represent omega in company affairs, leaking of confidential and sensitive company information and various other issues. This account will no longer be used.

[newpokemonrefresh]

There are team snagem grunts outside my house

[newpokemonrefresh]

<another audio recording, taken by cicely> *the noise of the move “teleport” is heard, then the sounds of some undignified human crying and a pokeball latch release.* “Amie.. are you..arc, I don’t *sob* know what to say.. I’m sorry..”

[goldenrodgal]

< Sadie heaves a shaken sigh. “Cicely, I’m so sorry you and Amie are going through this. If you- Oh, Amie...”

“Ya, ya, yaaaa.” By the tone of their cries, Amie is clearly trying their best to comfort their friend. A more inquisitive “Mas?” is directed at the others.

“Uh, hi,” Sadie replies. “I’m Sadie, from Goldenrod. Sorry we had to meet this way- Oh! Yes, I am pleased to meet you. Thank you for the handshake.”>

[newpokemonrefresh]

<It’s… we’ll figure it out. We will. Thank you so much for all of this, I don’t know if I could have found them so easily without you. Thank you, and thank you Andre too. I… should we just head back now?>

[goldenrodgal]

<”Are you okay to teleport on your own?” Andre asks. “Your eyes are kinda... swelled up, and your ears are gonna pop like a bitch if you’re still crying.”

“Ask!” Amie doesn’t seem to think so either.

“How about I buy everyone a hot drink and we’ll sit until Andre deems you ready to go. Is that okay with you?”

[newpokemonrefresh]

<“ Yeah…. I could use something sweet. Thank you..” *no one seems to want to talk about the donphan, (or really, the Yamask,) in the room, not even amie themself. But the conversation seems inevitable.*>

[goldenrodgal]

<Andre shuffles off to get drinks, leaving Sadie and Cicely with Amie.

“So... what are you going to do now?” Sadie asks. "Like, once you get back to Omega with Amie?” She gulps. “Are you two safe there? Will you or they be in danger?”

[newpokemonrefresh]

< “ we’ll be fine, don’t worry. I suppose I’ll just have to explain… with all the clean up we’re doing, it may be a while until this situation is actually a priority for the higher-ups. So yeah, we’re safe.. my first priority is trying to figure out a reliable way to talk to Amie. After that… I guess I’ll figure it out with them.”>

[goldenrodgal]

<”Alright. I hope you’re right. And Amie seems pretty responsive, so I won’t worry too much about that part.”

“Ama!” Amie chirps.

“You two are smart. You’ll figure it out.”

“H-hey, which one of drew your order instead of writing it?” Andre calls from the cafe. “Also, did you want extra Pecha syrup?”

“Yaaaa!” Amie calls back.

Sadie whistles. “See? Smart and responsive! I have faith in you.”>

[newpokemonrefresh]

< “yeah… that’s a huge relief.”

cicely smiles, giving fidus, who had just jumped up on the table and was politely sitting next to Amie, some chin scratches. Then, they turn a tad more serious.

“Sadie, did I tell you I was psychic as well? I’m not telekinetic or some kind of Sabrina-level psychic, but I am a psychic. “>

[goldenrodgal]

<”If you did, it slipped my mind.” Sadie sighs. “I don’t really know how that works, so I can’t even try to give advice.”

Buzz grumbles before Sadie can start talking in circles.

“Sorry, sorry, I’ll get to the point. You’re the psychic. I’m trying to say, please try to avoid hurting yourself or Amie trying to communicate. If that’s the plan, I mean.”>

[newpokemonrefresh]

< “I appreciate the advice but… my ability isn’t anything that would help me communicate with them. “

cicely pauses for a moment.

“I am an exorcist. That’s the extent of my ability.” >

[newpokemonrefresh]

<another audio recording, taken by cicely> *the noise of the move “teleport” is heard, then the sounds of some undignified human crying and a pokeball latch release.* “Amie.. are you..arc, I don’t *sob* know what to say.. I’m sorry..”

[goldenrodgal]

< Sadie heaves a shaken sigh. “Cicely, I’m so sorry you and Amie are going through this. If you- Oh, Amie...”

“Ya, ya, yaaaa.” By the tone of their cries, Amie is clearly trying their best to comfort their friend. A more inquisitive “Mas?” is directed at the others.

“Uh, hi,” Sadie replies. “I’m Sadie, from Goldenrod. Sorry we had to meet this way- Oh! Yes, I am pleased to meet you. Thank you for the handshake.”>

[newpokemonrefresh]

<It’s… we’ll figure it out. We will. Thank you so much for all of this, I don’t know if I could have found them so easily without you. Thank you, and thank you Andre too. I… should we just head back now?>

[goldenrodgal]

<”Are you okay to teleport on your own?” Andre asks. “Your eyes are kinda... swelled up, and your ears are gonna pop like a bitch if you’re still crying.”

“Ask!” Amie doesn’t seem to think so either.

“How about I buy everyone a hot drink and we’ll sit until Andre deems you ready to go. Is that okay with you?”

[newpokemonrefresh]

<“ Yeah…. I could use something sweet. Thank you..” *no one seems to want to talk about the donphan, (or really, the Yamask,) in the room, not even amie themself. But the conversation seems inevitable.*>

[goldenrodgal]

<Andre shuffles off to get drinks, leaving Sadie and Cicely with Amie.

“So... what are you going to do now?” Sadie asks. "Like, once you get back to Omega with Amie?” She gulps. “Are you two safe there? Will you or they be in danger?”

[newpokemonrefresh]

< “ we’ll be fine, don’t worry. I suppose I’ll just have to explain… with all the clean up we’re doing, it may be a while until this situation is actually a priority for the higher-ups. So yeah, we’re safe.. my first priority is trying to figure out a reliable way to talk to Amie. After that… I guess I’ll figure it out with them.”>

[goldenrodgal]

<”Alright. I hope you’re right. And Amie seems pretty responsive, so I won’t worry too much about that part.”

“Ama!” Amie chirps.

“You two are smart. You’ll figure it out.”

“H-hey, which one of drew your order instead of writing it?” Andre calls from the cafe. “Also, did you want extra Pecha syrup?”

“Yaaaa!” Amie calls back.

Sadie whistles. “See? Smart and responsive! I have faith in you.”>

[newpokemonrefresh]

< “yeah… that’s a huge relief.”

cicely smiles, giving fidus, who had just jumped up on the table and was politely sitting next to Amie, some chin scratches. Then, they turn a tad more serious.

“Sadie, did I tell you I was psychic as well? I’m not telekinetic or some kind of Sabrina-level psychic, but I am a psychic. “>

[newpokemonrefresh]

<another audio recording, taken by cicely> *the noise of the move “teleport” is heard, then the sounds of some undignified human crying and a pokeball latch release.* “Amie.. are you..arc, I don’t *sob* know what to say.. I’m sorry..”

[goldenrodgal]

< Sadie heaves a shaken sigh. “Cicely, I’m so sorry you and Amie are going through this. If you- Oh, Amie...”

“Ya, ya, yaaaa.” By the tone of their cries, Amie is clearly trying their best to comfort their friend. A more inquisitive “Mas?” is directed at the others.

“Uh, hi,” Sadie replies. “I’m Sadie, from Goldenrod. Sorry we had to meet this way- Oh! Yes, I am pleased to meet you. Thank you for the handshake.”>

[newpokemonrefresh]

<It’s… we’ll figure it out. We will. Thank you so much for all of this, I don’t know if I could have found them so easily without you. Thank you, and thank you Andre too. I… should we just head back now?>

[goldenrodgal]

<”Are you okay to teleport on your own?” Andre asks. “Your eyes are kinda... swelled up, and your ears are gonna pop like a bitch if you’re still crying.”

“Ask!” Amie doesn’t seem to think so either.

“How about I buy everyone a hot drink and we’ll sit until Andre deems you ready to go. Is that okay with you?”

[newpokemonrefresh]

<“ Yeah…. I could use something sweet. Thank you..” *no one seems to want to talk about the donphan, (or really, the Yamask,) in the room, not even amie themself. But the conversation seems inevitable.*>

[goldenrodgal]

<Andre shuffles off to get drinks, leaving Sadie and Cicely with Amie.

“So... what are you going to do now?” Sadie asks. "Like, once you get back to Omega with Amie?” She gulps. “Are you two safe there? Will you or they be in danger?”

[newpokemonrefresh]

< “ we’ll be fine, don’t worry. I suppose I’ll just have to explain… with all the clean up we’re doing, it may be a while until this situation is actually a priority for the higher-ups. So yeah, we’re safe.. my first priority is trying to figure out a reliable way to talk to Amie. After that… I guess I’ll figure it out with them.”>

[newpokemonrefresh]

<another audio recording, taken by cicely> *the noise of the move “teleport” is heard, then the sounds of some undignified human crying and a pokeball latch release.* “Amie.. are you..arc, I don’t *sob* know what to say.. I’m sorry..”

[goldenrodgal]

< Sadie heaves a shaken sigh. “Cicely, I’m so sorry you and Amie are going through this. If you- Oh, Amie...”

“Ya, ya, yaaaa.” By the tone of their cries, Amie is clearly trying their best to comfort their friend. A more inquisitive “Mas?” is directed at the others.

“Uh, hi,” Sadie replies. “I’m Sadie, from Goldenrod. Sorry we had to meet this way- Oh! Yes, I am pleased to meet you. Thank you for the handshake.”>

[newpokemonrefresh]

<It’s… we’ll figure it out. We will. Thank you so much for all of this, I don’t know if I could have found them so easily without you. Thank you, and thank you Andre too. I… should we just head back now?>

[goldenrodgal]

<”Are you okay to teleport on your own?” Andre asks. “Your eyes are kinda... swelled up, and your ears are gonna pop like a bitch if you’re still crying.”

“Ask!” Amie doesn’t seem to think so either.

“How about I buy everyone a hot drink and we’ll sit until Andre deems you ready to go. Is that okay with you?”

[newpokemonrefresh]

<“ Yeah…. I could use something sweet. Thank you..” *no one seems to want to talk about the donphan, (or really, the Yamask,) in the room, not even amie themself. But the conversation seems inevitable.*>

[newpokemonrefresh]

<another audio recording, taken by cicely> *the noise of the move “teleport” is heard, then the sounds of some undignified human crying and a pokeball latch release.* “Amie.. are you..arc, I don’t *sob* know what to say.. I’m sorry..”

[goldenrodgal]

< Sadie heaves a shaken sigh. “Cicely, I’m so sorry you and Amie are going through this. If you- Oh, Amie...”

“Ya, ya, yaaaa.” By the tone of their cries, Amie is clearly trying their best to comfort their friend. A more inquisitive “Mas?” is directed at the others.

“Uh, hi,” Sadie replies. “I’m Sadie, from Goldenrod. Sorry we had to meet this way- Oh! Yes, I am pleased to meet you. Thank you for the handshake.”>

[newpokemonrefresh]

<It’s… we’ll figure it out. We will. Thank you so much for all of this, I don’t know if I could have found them so easily without you. Thank you, and thank you Andre too. I… should we just head back now?>

[newpokemonrefresh]

<another audio recording, taken by cicely> *the noise of the move “teleport” is heard, then the sounds of some undignified human crying and a pokeball latch release.* “Amie.. are you..arc, I don’t *sob* know what to say.. I’m sorry..”