Newsbear

Bears in the news.

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Manly costume ball jovially attended.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/14/557733150/syracuse-field-goal-disrupts-clemsons-aim-for-a-perfect-season

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Cub one cub all: experience the gingery embrace of For Profit College.

http://www.kentucky.com/news/local/education/article44139933.html 

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Audio engineers attempt to polish audio turd. 

http://www.npr.org/2017/10/17/558368880/trump-s-claim-is-wrong-comments-on-presidents-calls-to-military-families-rebutte

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Onion dad mad about football. 

http://www.theonion.com/article/family-avoiding-eye-contact-with-dad-after-steeler-37106

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Chef roundup from Oct 2016, because the news now is so depressing. 

http://graphics.wsj.com/image-grid/fallfood-2016/

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Ginger Bear at a neo nazi rally in Charlottesville takes a long hard look at his life choices.

https://gizmodo.com/why-are-neo-nazis-on-twitter-so-scared-of-being-called-1797793858

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Facebook debuts new ad delivery platform.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/10/542625208/facebook-watch-is-companys-new-plan-for-online-video

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Onion Beef roundup.

http://www.theonion.com/article/work-friend-accidentally-becomes-real-friend-17504

http://www.theonion.com/article/overeager-simpleton-destroys-which-he-loves-most-56197

http://www.theonion.com/article/report-750000-americans-die-each-year-during-first-52848

http://www.theonion.com/article/disgusted-researchers-cant-even-bring-themselves-f-56445

http://www.theonion.com/article/nike-introduces-new-line-sauce-wicking-competitive-56443

http://www.theonion.com/article/rec-sports-league-organizer-needs-cool-it-emails-56577

http://www.theonion.com/article/report-rise-global-temperatures-likely-increase-nu-56600

http://www.theonion.com/article/man-who-jumped-motorcycle-hijacked-bullet-train-ne-56592

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Nachos cradled tenderly during heavyweight encounter.

http://www.politico.com/states/new-jersey/story/2017/08/02/christie-i-could-have-dumped-nachos-on-cubs-fan-113746

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Snapper tossed.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/07/07/535021139/who-gets-to-fish-for-red-snapper-in-the-gulf-its-all-politics

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Ten commandments no match for Michael Tate Reed and his truck. 

http://heavy.com/news/2017/06/michael-tate-reed-ten-commandments-facebook-live-video-arkansas-oklahoma-photos/

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British cubs may cast different votes, but agree on beards.

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/30/europe/uk-election-young-voters/index.html

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Onion beef photoshopped into scene.

http://www.theonion.com/article/kicking-screaming-warren-buffett-dragged-caesars-p-56037

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Inside the brilliant mind of Joe Borelli, Trump surrogate. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p050gzxz

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Peter Kopelson, celebrity dermatologist, “a rumpled bear”. -nytimes

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/04/19/fashion/peter-kopelson-celebrity-dermatologist.html

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Millennial writes a book for remedial millennials.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/careers/ijustworkhere/ct-huppke-work-advice-0430-biz-20170428-column.html

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Impossibly attractive sculpture of masculinity celebrates the French election at the Louvre museum.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/08/europe/french-election-paris-relief/