New Theatre Rules

The new rules of theatre, brought to you by a very angry techie. Submit rules or ask me things

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Eat like the pros

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Today's show is brought to you in spite of the tech crew's collective hangover

[stage-managers-are-magic]

-Stage Manage the Shit out of Your Show-

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Do you like fudge? [Shoves two source 4 cuts into a six inch fresnel frame] Cause I made fudge.

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I'll give you three guesses on where the sticker was...

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New Kindle mount :)

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Stand by stage left.... Your other stage left.

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Touring show: We'll need to borrow your keyboard for the performance.

Us: What kind do you need?

Touring show: KORG would be nice!

Us: It really would, wouldn't it?

[tumblingus]

When they let me label my own subs

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Found on top of the electrics today:

1 Light plot 1 Wrench 1 Multitool 1 Can of Full Throttle 1 TD's cell phone

Spy before you fly, kids.

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Techie proverb: Where'd I put my wrench?

Techie proverb: Where'd I put my plot?

Techie proverb: Where'd I put my book?

Techie proverb: Where'd I put my wrench now?

Techie proverb: Where'd I put my drink?

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This is the opposite of what Shakespeare wanted!

Eric

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I can do that, but it's not gonna read

Ancient techie proverb

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I used to have a shirt that said "Kill 'em all and let God sort it out" but people didn't like it when I wore it. I got it in the military.

Our lovely technical director

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We're having a rough rehearsal

Me: I'm gonna throw this chair at you

Eric: Do it. It'll kill me.

[unclefather]

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

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Do I pee now or hold it until intermission?

Ancient techie proverb