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[threetrollsandadryad]

Hi, I'm Patrick/Fig, a blank slate character the audience can project onto!

Though it was ten years ago I started this blog, it is only today that I'm getting around to making a proper intro post.

My icon is from my kickstarter cameo in Tales of Alethrion. Hilariously, they made me tall.

This used to be a Homestuck fantroll RP blog way back when.

Occasionally I also post snippets of original worldbuilding from my tabletop fantasy setting, Disl-Aum.

I play Medieval 2 Total War competitively, FFXIV casually, and several other games incorrectly.

I am employed to dubious ends in the dark art of Javascript.

It is my sincerely held religious belief that cinnamon goes good with everything.

[itskobold]

We have enough micro-rpgs. Write more games with the sweeping - albeit probably delusional - ambition that they will be played in epic 3 year campaigns, wrapped up in big coffee table sized tomes. If I can’t use your book to subdue wild animals or serve as ballast for a hot air balloon I’m not interested.

[infimace-blog]

You know what’s an easier way to subdue a feral hog than beating them up with the exalted third edition corebook? Teaching them exalted third edition.

[threetrollsandadryad]

The new physical ranged DPS job seems likely to be Falconer, and if so I would love if the dungeon drop weapons were individually named birds the same way a lot of scholar and summoner books are specific titled works.

[jesy8106]

[threetrollsandadryad]

Hornyposting isn't a crime, but doing so in a formulaic manner is.

[threetrollsandadryad]

Buying sour cream is slippery slope towards putting sour cream on everything

[threetrollsandadryad]

It is simply not possible for gender to exist benignly in society until Being A Man/Woman is reduced to the same aesthetic subcultural status as Being A Goth

[threetrollsandadryad]

Theres two types of live service gamer I'm going to call the Mayfly and the Sponge.

The Mayfly is only able to log on for 15 minutes at a time 3-4 times per month, and will complain if this prevents them from fully experiencing everything the game has to offer.

The Sponge maximizes the efficiency of their subscription by refusing to engage with any other form of leisure or entertainment and will complain that the game has no content after their 300th hour this patch.

It is critically important for the game developer to ignore everything both of these players have to say.

[threetrollsandadryad]

Throw your enemies off balance by making the lyrics of your boss music about their tragic backstory.

[threetrollsandadryad]

All information inconvenient to my narrative is a fabrication by my enemies. The only valid source of truth is screenshots of posts from other websites.

[threetrollsandadryad]

The second worst thing about gacha games is dealing with the most innumerate player population outside fire emblem

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Sometimes traditional practices are bad

[maizearrays]

Happy (Late) Wriggle Wednesday!! Sorry for missing the last two, but regardless Wriggle Nightbug wishes you a good night-bug!

[unionizedwizard]

okay i know i've already talked about it before but in light of gunk reaching out the "i support hydaelyn's decision to sunder the world into 14 reflections, but not THIS boss form. what the hell". something that i think we need to accept and love about Momther is that her taste is kinda bad. like this is a wise and happy and loving middle aged woman with a collection of kitschy novelty mugs. she invented the Sparkly Dog With Long Silky Golden Hair That You Have To Lovingly Braid Out Of Its Unsettling Blue Eyes. and she loved this weird ass awful Thang so much. so so much. she left it to you in Her will even. you have to take it to the intersideral dog groomer salon on a weekly basis. like she loves cute and frilly things she would LOVE to put her cat in a poofy frilly white dress absolutely covered in ribbons. like this is very much what she did to minfilia when She called her to become the word of the mother. argos makeover kinda deal. she's matching with the dog for the family picture you'll send your relatives as a christmas card. i mean just look at what ryne looks like. the only scion she ever directly (and consensually) possessed is a cute blonde-adjacent lalafell girl with blue eyes who's wearing a cat-ears hoodie. like Her taste kinda sucks. she never forced anyone to go with it though like i get the idea She would genuinely be enchanted if you loved cute lolita dresses as much as She does but would never force you to wear it if you didn't want to. but She kinda has lame and sorta bad taste. it's endearing even. my mom who loves pretty things and absurdly pink ribbons

[unionizedwizard]

like, hydaelyn's boss form is so funny She's like your divorced mom who's got no idea about what fashion is in vogue nowadays just going all out extremely earnestly and wearing all the things that She thought were pretty and flattering in Her youth. She's wearing blue eyeshadow. She's looking weirdly sexy in a way that's a bit unnerving because That's Your Mom and like, you're glad She's having a great time with your new stepdad (the Bereaved Father Of Dragonkind) (widower) and enjoying Herself before you send Her on Her very last seaside vacation (flowdotmp3), and She's happy and glowing, but also Her taste is still pretty bad. in an endearing kitschy mom way.

[ofdarklands]

she created a tiny army of spacefaring helpers to evacuate the world and she made them to be (to ancient scale) roughly one hand high tiny cute rabbits. and if one stretches the king mooglemog myth a bit she might have created those too except they escaped to earth to cause havoc(?)

her house in amaurot might have been half plushies and ruffles by volume. definitely portraits of her dog in it

[mmariesr]

Meteion

[threetrollsandadryad]

I do think the prevalence of "OP disabled reblogs so I'm reposting it as a screenshot" says something about the tumblr userbase's relationship with personal boundaries.

[threetrollsandadryad]

I may not be bad enough at video games to be a streamer