serenity now

Lorena 23 Troglodyte

[thetoxiczombie]

This panic happens like every few months.

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

[everymanpdf]

manic pixie dream divorced guy

[powerburial]

[mich-al]

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

“sexuality is so complicated and impossible to label” - annoying tumblr person about to describe what is literally just bisexuality

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

Didn’t break the cycle today and the loop will continue tomorrow

[rollingstone]

A Breaking Bad spinoff starring Bob Odenkirk’s character Saul Goodman is in the works.

[kamenriderhamo]

cant wait

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

[floodnetwork]

[sxsg-moved]

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else is being put down?

[coloredmesa]

I'm so sorry muscle man

[wellwaterhysteria]

hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

[kushblazer666]

they smoked her.

[groupieculture]

kinda miss when u used to drop your phone and all of its insides spilled out on the floor and then u had to get it back together again 4 times a day . i like simple things

[campyvillain]

man proposing to girlfriend in a mall: will you marry me

girlfriend: oh my god yes!

That one tshirt wall next to the cash register in the nearby spencer’s: 卂几丨爪乇 Ꮆ丨尺ㄥ 卩ㄩ丂丂ㄚ 🌶🌶千ㄩ匚Ҝ 1997 🍆🍑💦 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐘 𝕀𝔽 “𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕓 𝕤𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤” 𝕎𝔸𝕊 𝔸ℕ 𝔸ℕ𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃 𝕀 𝕎𝕆𝕌𝕃𝔻 𝕊𝔼𝕏 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊ℍ𝕀𝕋 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙛 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙗𝙨 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚! 𝘼𝙣𝙮 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙗𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙤˜”*°•.˜”*°• I DONT NEED THERAPY I NEED MY FOLDER OF CROPPED CARTOON WOMEN MOANING •°*”˜.•°*”˜ 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖒𝖊▀▄▀▄▀▄ 🎀 𝐿𝐸𝒯 𝑀𝐸 𝒮𝐸𝐸 𝒴🏵𝒰𝑅 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 🎀 ▄▀▄▀▄▀ 🅳🅾🅴🆂 🅰🅽🆈🅾🅽🅴 🅴🅻🆂🅴 🅷🅰🆅🅴 🆃🆆🅾 🅱🆄🆃🆃🅲🅷🅴🅴🅺🆂 🅾🆁 🅸🆂 🅸🆃 🅹🆄🆂🆃 🅼🅴 ᵂᴱᴸᶜᴼᴹᴱ ᵀᴼ ᴾᴼᴿᴺ ᵀᴼᵂᴺ ᴾᴼᴾᵁᴸᴬᵀᴵᴼᴺ ᴹᴱ 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓷’𝓽 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬..? (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ BITCHESSS!!! BITCHESSSS ♥(photo of anime heart eyes) (drooling anime girl on a leash) Ｈｏｍｅｒ░Ｓｉｍｓｐｎｏｎ．　（ゆゅド）

[jasonptodd]

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy

[trainthief]

I think one of the most important parts about film and tv analysis is never forgetting that no matter the genre or setting, the story is probably being filtered through the perspective of a person who lives in California