I&#x27;m. not. ready. for. this. shit.

( @nezha-never-bin-betta )

Hello other me.

Hello! How have you been?

Is there any particular reason for your arrival?

I'm doing a head count of everyone, because the situation has gotten out of hand. Again.

It seems like my children and I are all safe and accounted for. Our pets too.

We had a few scares recently, so I doubt they will leave my side anytime soon.

I believe that's for the best .

We have a new kitten, would you like to meet her? Her name is Cake Pop!

I suppose

Kitty <3

My newest baby.

Very cute.

( @nezha-never-bin-betta )

Hello other me.

Hello! How have you been?

Is there any particular reason for your arrival?

I'm doing a head count of everyone, because the situation has gotten out of hand. Again.

It seems like my children and I are all safe and accounted for. Our pets too.

We had a few scares recently, so I doubt they will leave my side anytime soon.

I believe that's for the best .

We have a new kitten, would you like to meet her? Her name is Cake Pop!

I suppose

( @nezha-never-bin-betta )

Hello other me.

Hello! How have you been?

Is there any particular reason for your arrival?

I'm doing a head count of everyone, because the situation has gotten out of hand. Again.

It seems like my children and I are all safe and accounted for. Our pets too.

We had a few scares recently, so I doubt they will leave my side anytime soon.

I believe that's for the best .

( @nezha-never-bin-betta )

Hello other me.

Hello! How have you been?

Is there any particular reason for your arrival?

I'm doing a head count of everyone, because the situation has gotten out of hand. Again.

( @nezha-never-bin-betta )

Hello

Oh, it's you.... The other Nezha. Hello?

Hello.

bao-shapechanger

*Bao stalks the ice covered streets, sniffing the ground as they finally find where Lotus's scent went cold.*

Goddamnit... GODDAMNIT!

Where are they?! What did you do with them?!

*They circle the empty plaza and bark into the air, limping on the one paw still coated in ice.*

I know you can hear me!

We're going to stop you, Bone Demon! My family are stronger than you!

( @ladybonedemonsposts )

( @mushroomanonrp )

#lmk multiverse #lmk rp #lmk au #lmk rp blog #lmk nezha #renewlegomonkiekid #renew lego monkie kid #renewmonkiekid

Bao? BAO! What the fuck happened to you?

(Lands on the ground with a fucking massive bruise and a few cuts some bigger than others)

Are you ok?! (Jesus Christ your head)

mkthemonkiekids-blog

Get to Flower Fruit Mountain. Bring your friends.

-Bao 🥟

What a lovely wake up call but we're on our way

What's happening? Bao?

( @bao-shapechanger )

bao-shapechanger

T-The Lady Bone Demon is happening.

She's coming for MK. She knows he's going to the Mountain, but I don't know anywhere safer.

#lmk rp blog #lmk rp #lmk multiverse #lmk nezha #lmk au #lmk #renewlegomonkiekid #renew lego monkie kid #renewmonkiekid #lego monkie kid

Shit. I'll see if there's anything I can do.

mkthemonkiekids-blog

Get to Flower Fruit Mountain. Bring your friends.

-Bao 🥟

What a lovely wake up call but we're on our way

#lmk rp blog #lmk nezha #lmk rp #lmk multiverse #renewlegomonkiekid #renew lego monkie kid #renewmonkiekid

What's happening? Bao?

( @bao-shapechanger )

Dude how did you get him pregnant AGAIN

Ah... You should ask Dragon-Horse Girl that.

How old are the current children?

About a month, from what I remember my star saying.

Okay how the fuck is your Mk pregnant again!? That shouldn't be possible at the moment!?

That’s what you’d think… I’m only going off of what the healer told me and what I’m figuring out as I go. (OOC:I’m making this up but this is essentially true)

So apparently for human mortals, you can get pregnant four weeks after birth, it’s rare but possible.

But, I’m not at all biologically human (or mortal but that’s a different story).

So what I THINK happened is a the fact that stone monkeys are faster at healing naturally. Also the powers I inherited from Wukong and Macaque helped speed my recovery along(?)

So my body essentially decided to start business usual.

FUCKING GREAT 😭

If I wanted a headache I would of bothered Xiǎo máfan ( @suicadalmonkeybitch ).

But no I got told that stone monkeys can reproduce BACK TO FUCKING BACK

Dude how did you get him pregnant AGAIN

Ah... You should ask Dragon-Horse Girl that.

How old are the current children?

About a month, from what I remember my star saying.

Okay how the fuck is your Mk pregnant again!? That shouldn't be possible at the moment!?

Greetings, other me. How have you been?

- @third-lotus-princes-posts

Dealing with shit how about you

How's those many many children of yours?

Dude how did you get him pregnant AGAIN

Ah... You should ask Dragon-Horse Girl that.

How old are the current children?

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

the-lurkingshadow

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

Okay...

little-missy-mei

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

Angry man.

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

I don’t know you.

Who— Who are you and why do you know my name..?

*MK instinctively moves to shield his babies, even if he doesn’t remember having them*

(No one has told him about Nezha quite yet.)

(oh yeah forgot you have Amnesia)

Do you want an introduction or -?

Mmmmh… yes. Please.

Ne Zha, well Li Ne Zha if you want a full name

Third lotus prince

Son of the Pagoda wielding General Li jing and a dead mortal named Lady Yin

The Reincarnation of the Demon orb and whatnot

Happy?

*MK notices how Nezha only gives his full name to be polite, not seeming to like his full name. He also notices that Nezha seems to be in a sadder mood as he mentions his parents.*

Do you like noodles?

Yes? Why?

I can cook them.

Okay ?

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

the-lurkingshadow

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

Okay...

little-missy-mei

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

Angry man.

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

I don’t know you.

Who— Who are you and why do you know my name..?

*MK instinctively moves to shield his babies, even if he doesn’t remember having them*

(No one has told him about Nezha quite yet.)

(oh yeah forgot you have Amnesia)

Do you want an introduction or -?

Mmmmh… yes. Please.

Ne Zha, well Li Ne Zha if you want a full name

Third lotus prince

Son of the Pagoda wielding General Li jing and a dead mortal named Lady Yin

The Reincarnation of the Demon orb and whatnot

Happy?

*MK notices how Nezha only gives his full name to be polite, not seeming to like his full name. He also notices that Nezha seems to be in a sadder mood as he mentions his parents.*

Do you like noodles?