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Wukong RP Blog 《☀️ main acc; @ediblemonkeywrench 》 wip💔💔 (cut me some slack here)

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OoC; LISTEN HERE, YOU FUCKASSES. I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOU HARASSING OR DOXXING ANYONE ON THESE BLOGS. IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING ISSUES WITH ANYONE IN THE BLOGS, YOU CAN BRING THEM TO MY INBOX, AS I'M THE ONE WHO LET THESE PEOPLE PLAY AS THE CHARACTERS THEY ARE, AND IF I HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT Y'ALL DOXXING ANYONE ELSE, I WILL BE DRAGGING YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING LIVES TO AUTHORITIES. DON'T TEST ME; I WILL GET AUTHORITIES INVOLVED IF YOU CAN'T GROW THE FUCK UP AND LEARN TO JUST IGNORE THE PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE.

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How do you feel about your son losing an arm?

He what- HE WHAT?!

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OMG A LMK FAN STILL ALIVE IM IN HEAVEN

Heh, yeah! Still alive!!

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Huiiii, have a peach tart <33 *hands you a peach tart in cute bakery packaging* it's from my bakery! :D

AAAAWWW THE PACKAGING IS SO CUTE!!

I'M GONNA LOVE THESE PEACH TARTS

THANK YOUU

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Wassup shawty what that peach do?

Commit many crimes and atrocities

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Wukong? How are you? She’s holding Yijun

@asianmomandtwinkhusband

Huh? Oh, Hi mom- WHAT IS THAT THING DOING HERE?!

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:0 your alive?? I missed this blog so much 🥰

I am! IM ALIVE!

Sorry I was gone I got hit with a bunch of finals and my motivation flew out the window lmao

But im graduated now

so now I have time to actually be on this account

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…hmm 🤨

You know what? I’ll trust you. You would never lie about your wellbeing. Right? Right. *holds out tub of peach ice cream* want some? I also have whipped cream and chocolate syrup.

-Kit

[I’m redoing it cause I forgot to add Kit 😅]

Damnit y'all know my weakness-

you know i can't say no to peach ice cream...

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Hello Wukong!!! How are you? Have you been taking care of yourself?

-Kit

YUP I'M DOING AMAZING. Definitely! 100% have been... just don't ask the ffm monkey's they'll all lie

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Sup, I grew peaches like uhhhhh------ (*Finger counting dyslexic bitch*) 4 days ago you want some?

- @mr-monkey-king

Sure! It's been a bit since I ate a peach

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Watching Wukong handle a harasser like this is terribly/amazingly hilarious

Good, it better be

I have the time of my life ragebaiting haters

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Chopped, Fugly, Miserable, Depressing.

This could mean so many things, but since I'm a super cool person, I'm going to assume that "CHOPPED" stands for Caring, Helpful, Outstanding, Passionate, Peaceful, Energetic, and Delightful.

"FUGLY" stands for Fabulous, Useful, Graceful, Likeable, and Youthful.

"MISERABLE" stands for Magnificent, Intelligent, Supportive, Enlightened, Remarkable, Admirable, Beautiful, Lucky, and Encouraging.

"DEPRESSING" stands for Dedicated, Enchanting, Patient, Reliable, Easygoing, Sweet, Successful, Inspiring, Nice, and Generous.

#staypositiveiguess?????

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H0w fucking daare you put on such a 'roleplay'. You know some people worship the Great Sage, right? How much research have you done into the character and his history before deciding you have the right to 'roleplay' as him? Sun Wukong is NOT FOR YOU. Classical Chinese folklore and its related spaces are NOT FOR YOU.

STOP YELLING AT ME IM VERY SENSITIVEEEEEE!!!!

ALSO I HAVE DONE MY RESEARCH

AND IN FACT I AND MY GRANDMA BOTH WORSHIP WUKONG

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Peak Lego Monkie Kid fanart

Shut the FLUFF UP!!!!!!

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I'm curious, are you still pregnant? If so, when is the baby coming?

I'm not pregnant anymore

Had the babies on valentines day :]

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Something happened.... I just can't prove it....

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WUKONG HEY WUKONG OLDER ME HELPPP I NEED HELP

- @ascension2he4ven

Huh?- what happened???

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I THINK I'M GETTING POSSESSED OR SOMETHING???

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possess- POSSESSED?! BY WHO??? BY WHAT?!

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I DON'T KNOW!?

It's like, on and off?? Whenever I get really happy, or really upset, it starts making my body do these weird repetitive movements– and then it goes away!

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Oh bud, that's not... That's not possession

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Wh- huh? What else could it be??

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It's stimming

it's like a reaction to intense emotions, kind of like how dogs wag their tails when happy

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That's dumb! I'm not a dog...! Atleast it's not possession, I guess.

How do I make it stop?? It's embarrassing..I bet Liu'er thinks it's weird..not that I, uh, care what he thinks or anything—

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I don't really know how to make it stop

that is something I have yet to figure out myself, but I can tell you Liu'er doesn't think it's weird

I stim in front of Macaque all the time