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David Harbourâs interview with Playboy on Sex Appeal, Artists and Culture, and Toxic Masculinity. See the behind the scenes Rocketship provided HERE.
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900-ish words of fictional fluff inspired by his Audible interview, this picture taken by Kat Irlin, and my conversations with @hausofobsession.Â
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Im wondering what your (or anyone else's) favorite interviews are of andrew. Preferably more recent but any is great. A lot of the interviews ive seen of him are kinda terrible, the girls are always flirting with him or sometimes the interviewer speaks over him or they only talk abt church, which i get the feeling he is kinda tired of talking about. Mostly im just looking for some hozey goodness to get me thru my work week. Thx!
TBH that is basically what interviewers talk about and I get so annoyed by it.
So most of the ones I've found are like compilations of him in interviews. But the ones I really like are:
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Kelly does a great job as an interviewer. I haven't watched it all the way but here he is being interviewed by a female and I don't feel like she's flirting with him.
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https://youtu.be/K2-SjhT5QF8
This one is cool.
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https://youtu.be/i5ZdxfDSqrA
A rare video of him talking about a song other than take me to church.
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https://youtu.be/GkMyzJkYt8M
I personally love the ones where he's asked written questions because it's just him talking.
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https://youtu.be/116C78mZP2E
Best interview ever. Just watch.
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https://youtu.be/7iiRYbpPejk
He's so comfortable with these interviewers, it's amazing.
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https://youtu.be/kg-O1GPeQDw
Slaughter a goat is all I can say.
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https://youtu.be/F6_jmz9WcSM
My poor baby.
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Let me know if you would like more!!!!! I have 142 videos saved on my Hozier playlist. :)
Chris Evans masterlist
Chris Evans HC
Going on a road trip with Chris and kiddos (headcannon)
Being married to Chris Evans would include(headcannon)
Chris Evans Imagines
imagine chris seeing you with a kid
imagine chris talking about the day you got married
imagine:chris broke up with you before you could tell him your pregnant
imagine:you and chris divorced and have two kids together/maybe it not to late to get back together
imagine chris talking about your twins
imagine chris seeing you for the first time
Imagine Chris seeing you with a kid after 2 years of being broken up (fluff)
Imagine Chris seeing you in a beautiful dress at an award show
Imagine your son thinking your so beautiful and he doesnât want Chris to see you
Imagine Chris finding out his 3 year old has a boyfriend
Imagine your kids finding out that Chris is captain America
Imagine Chris being your neighbor and you wondering why didnât put on pants.
Imagine Chris feeling like he failed as a father
Imagine Chris watching you play with his niece and nephew and he canât help wonder how amazing you would be as a mom
Imagine Chris and your son telling the paparazzi no pictures
Imagine your son regret eating Wasabi
Imagine telling Chris that you want to make him a daddy on fatherâs day ~ smut
Chris Evans prompts
mamas boy 9&58
make me 48
i canât keep kissing stranger and pretending their you 1,14&33
i forgive you 11
please marry me 32
hey just breath 29&10
92 and 84( smut)
76 and 91 ( angst, smut, fluff)
4 and 99(sad)
15 and 85(slightly angst, fluff)
quarantine proposal(fluff)
big fight (angst, fluff), breath with me (fluff)Â
shoulder pain(fluff)
thirsty tweet reveal (fluff)
heâs okay (angst, fluff, daddy Chris), period(fluff)
54&56(smut)Â
50,54,59(smut)
68&72(smut)Â
68,69,72(smut)Â
31,50,72(smut)
16,40(fluff)
Chris Evans:
exes to lover
8 letter
haters
accident happen how you think we âŚ
heart eyes
daddy little fan
build a bear v teddy bear
baby love
falling like the stars
all way by your side
i will always protect you
rain canât ruin the fun
give me nickname
your not a real fan
donât touch her
im sorry
will you be there
i love you just the way you are
little valentine
best valentine day ever
admire your beauty
kick ass boyfriend
you and chris in quarantine
focus on my breathing
panic attack
sweater wearing dorks
iâm not good enough for you
moving to boston
beautiful in his eyes
have each other
strong mama
jealous chris
wear a longer skirt next time
iâm bored
that hurt my feelings
animal crossing
A place to sit ( smut)
Hot model (fluff, slightly smut)
Beautiful in his eyes ( fluff)
What!(angst, fluff)
Love me (smut)
Please forgive me(angst, fluff)
Bikini fun(smut, slight fluff)
Brazilian girl(smut)
Window (smut)
Hands(smut)
Dadâs friend (smut)
Chris Evans Fluff:
Not worth it || angst
You are the reason || fluff
Plane cancellation || fluff
Skype call || fluff
Back off, heâs mine || fluff, light Angst
Everything okay || fluff, light Angst
Social anxiety || fluff
Workout or dance party || fluff
Chris Evans Smut:
Fuck it || smut
Quick quiet sex || smut
Stuck with u || smut
Tapes || smut
His fingers are accurate || smut
Wild wet dream || smut
CEO barber || smut
Language || smut
Such a good mouth || smut
One bed || smut
Not so innocent maid || smut
Bathtub || smut
Daddy Chris:
Princess Chris ( fluff, daddy Chris)
Dance with me ( fluff, daddy Chris)
cuddle and kisses ( fluff, daddy Chris)
Late night protection (fluff, daddy Chris)
No kissing mama ( fluff, daddy Chris)
Helping daddy (fluff, daddy Chris)
Junk food convinced (fluff, daddy Chris)
3 month old talker( fluff, daddy Chris)
Twins ( fluff, daddy Chris)
Workout distraction (fluff, daddy Chris)
Reading a book (fluff, daddy Andy)
Sheâs growing up too fast (fluff, daddy Chris)
Little sister love (fluff, daddy Chris)
Shuts that out (fluff, daddy Andy)
Finally princesses (fluff, daddy Chris)
Busted (fluff, daddy Chris)
Bubbles (fluff, daddy Chris)
Not little anymore (fluff, daddy Chris)
New best friend (fluff, daddy Chris)
Skin to skin (fluff, daddy Chris)
Hungry baby, no (fluff, daddy Chris)
Peas (fluff, daddy Chris)
What are you doing Papa(fluff,daddy Chris)
Meeting little brother(fluff, daddy Chris)
Quarantine with kiddos(fluff, daddy Chris)
Motherâs day || dad! Chris
Memories || dad! Chris
Winnie the Pooh ||dad! Chris
Puppies || dad! Chris
Shy || dad! Chris
Bring us together || dad! Chris
Curly hair || dad! Chris
Quarantine baby || dad! Chris
Strawberries || dad! Chris
Bake a cake || dad! Chris
Sugar party || dad! Chris
Cuddles || dad! Chris
Morning with the Evans || dad! Chris
Disneyland || dad! Chris
FaceTime || dad! Chris
Pool day || dad! Chris
Big hands || dad! Chris
Not food || dad! Chris
Chris Evans oneshots:
Target - you lied and told Chris that you and your daughter werenât going to target. He catches you both ~ Fluff
Double trouble maker - your twins break something and hide behind you, even though Chris isnât mad ~ Fluff
Birthday special - Summary: itâs Chrisâs birthday and since you both are still in quarantine, you want to give him a little show at home ~ smut
legal | Request : you wrote some dad figure!tom x teen actress!reader, can i get one with Chris Evans? maybe reader has been emancipated for awhile now n despite the fact that sheâs been raising herself for a long time now, she still needs that parently guidance and maybe chris gives her that??? i hope thatâs ok!! -đ ~ Fluff
Twins - I have a request, I was wondering if u can do a request, where the reader is African American and he and Chris are expecting towns, but they revel the news to Chrisâs parents and your parents and also both of yâall grandparents?? ~ Fluff
Work this out - Can I request chris or henry tried to work through there divorce but end up with cute moments working it out ~ fluff
Princess - your Andy princess ~ smut
Surprise - I had another idea, what if Chris was being interviewed and you and your guys daughter whoâs 4, came and surprised him, but once your daughter saw Chris she runs up to him and yells daddy!! - Fluff
Fort - Summary: itâs a rainy day and you, Chris, and your son build a fort ~ Fluff
Slobbery kisses - Chris wakes up to sloppy kisses by his baby ~ Fluff
Canât sleep without you - Hi! can I request something where Chris and the reader had an argument and Chris goes to sleep in the couch, but in the middle of the night, the reader go to sleep with him there? Thanks! ~ slightly Angst, Fluff
Make up - Just after that quick one about fighting and sleeping separately could you do a quick imagine on the make up sex pls :)) ty ~ smut, Fluff
Tough guy -Can I ask for an imagine about the reader fighting with her husband Chris, about his family and the fight ending in rough sex? ⤠~ kinda dark, smut
Giraffe slippers - Chris canât get over your sonâs giraffe slippers ~ Fluff
Switzerland - Summary: you, Chris and your son go on vacation to beautiful Switzerland ~ Fluff
Velvet - I found these prompts. Theyâre perfect ~ Fluff, implied smut
Iâm scared, but I love you - Can u make where on how will cevans admit to a girl that he likes (or falling for) her and the girl is scared bc of the risk of dating him (privacy, fame, hate) and chris tells her heâs scared too but heâs willing to take a risk bc he canât afford to see u w/ anyone else ~ Fluff
Interviewer - Summary: your a black interviewer and Chris couldnât keep his eyes off of you. - smut, Fluff
Red dress - Request: After the oscars or whatever awards with Chris Evans, reader wearing a really sexy dress and even sexier lingerie ~ Fluff, implied smut
Softy -Request: Imagine Chris when he has a baby 𼺠I can honestly imagine how in love heâs gonna be in the delivery room getting handed his child. That man seriously makes my heart melt ~ Fluff
Who are you? - Request: can i request an image where chris comes back from filming and has a beautiful beard, but his baby daughter didnât recognize him ~ Fluff
Empty theater - Request: you and chris go to the theaters and find out you two are the only one in the showing. Youâre pretty invested into the movie and Chris is just horny 3000. Heâs tryna fool around and you disregard him until he grabs your hand and puts it on his crotch and says in that insanely attractive Boston accent, âfeel how hahâd you got me??â shweaty𤤠~ smut
What moving in with Chris is like ~ Fluff
Long hair lover - Request: Can you write an imagine where Chris came back from filming red sea diving resort and his baby daughter is crazy in love with his long hair? ~ Fluff
Mean girl - Request: Hi, can you write one where the reader runs into a mean girl from school at supermarket and the girl start to brag for just saw Chris Evans. She doesnât know that the reader is his wife, so the the mean girl has a little surprise when Chris find his wife at the line or something. ~ Fluff, slightly angst
Episode - Request: Hey are you taking request? Iâm dark skinned chocolate and Iâd love for Chris to comfort reader during a depressive episode. Sheâs the life of the party and sheâs a new actress, not popular but she met Chris through mutual friends and heâs realized sheâs been isolating herself lately, so he stops by her apt. to check in on her. She feels like sheâs losing her mind. You can add smut. đ reader usually feels better after an episode buts its a serious battle and having support helps tremendously.đ ~ Fluff, smut
Romantic day - Request: So Chris was asked in an interview if he ever had anyone do anything romantic for him and he had a hard time remembering. Can you write a fic where his girlfriend does something romantic for him? Like on a tooth rotting level of fluff. ~ fluff
Piglet - your daughter dress up as piglet from Winnie the Pooh ~ fluff
Bathroom and mirror - Request: Hey, I was wondering if I could request being at a party with Chris and he goes to the bathroom and you follow only for him to lift you on to the sink and eat your đą then bend you over and fuck you hard watching you in the mirror ~ smut
Pink ribbon - Request: Okay but like I had this imagine in my head, like Chris is recording a video of his babygirl which is two months and heâs recording a video to help people with wants happening in the world to make then smile and then you hear a âgrrrâ and heâs like yes my daughter did learn how to growl before speaking thanks to dodger ! And heâs like so in love with the cutest bean to ever live ! And wife!reader be like watching this as she growls,dodger being proud! -đĽşđ ~ Fluff
Migraine - Request: Take as much time as you need đ. I was about reader working at home on quarantine and she has this migraine so Chris takes care of her?? Could be a drabble, hc, blurb, whatever you wanna make of it ~ Fluff
Childhood bedroom - Request: Reader and Chris having sex in Chrisâs childhood room when they visit his parents for a holiday (whichever you want) and Scott walking in on them ~ smut
Boomerang - Request: Can I request Chris Evans x Reader age gap where its her 10 high school reunion and back in high school she was over weight and was teased for it. Now she isnt and is engaged to Chris, but at the reunion she gets told by like an ex boyfriend an ex friend that Chris will leave her if she gets her weight back. Chris over hears this and is upset by it. Also could they make a remark like she is gaining weight again but she is pregnant like three months with a tiny bump (Maybe smut) Thank you ~ Angst, smut
Period - Request: can you do one abt chris when his girl is on her period ~ Fluff
4am car ride - Summary: at 4 in the morning Chris wakes you up to go on a car ride ~ Fluff
No Oscars - Request: Concept: reader consoling chris after he comes back from the oscars without any wins ~ Angst, fluff
Morning with the Evans - Summary: morning with 6 kiddos, 4 going to school. ~ Fluff
Wanna help? - Request: Hi there! What about Chris is in his bed reading a book as his wife were doing her routine of moisturizing her body and he start staring at her and she asks if he want to do the job for her. ~ smut
Mommy isnât hot sheâs warm
Message therapist - Request: Iâm a massage therapist. I would love to see a wondering with CE and a therapist. She gets a one in a lifetime opportunity to massage the one and only, he sees her small stature and does not think sheâll be able to help him, but he is pleasantly surprised. He takes one look at her, and get simplicity and naturalness intrigues and consumes him. Heâs on a mission to make her his, sheâs wary. Sheâs wary because of her past and of what his intentions are. And doesnât trust him right away. @creae7881 ~ Fluff
Americaâs ass - Summary: you make Chris celebrate that ass on its birthday `~ Fluff
Mechanic - Request: Hi! Wondering if you could make a story where Chris falls for a girl thatâs a mechanic. Iâve been looking to pictures of the car Downey gifted him. She can be the one who built it. Thanks ~ @arabescapr ~ Fluff
Angry at you - Summary: Chris has to do some work and his daughter wants to play, but he canât. She doesnât like that. ~ Fluff
Virgin till married - Request: Hey! I really love your five and am a huge fan of your writing! Is there a way you could write a Chris fanfic in which the reader is a virgin and wants to save herself for marriage and itâs their honeymoon and she is gonna have sex for the first time with husband Chris.đ⤠It can be fluff and smut. Thank you! ~ smut
Secretly - Request: I have a request for Chris. Where the reader is a beautiful black plus-size woman and she and Chris are secretly dating, and one day they are spotted out and Chris panics and he has an interview and the interviewer asked him âwhoâs this girl u were spotted withâ and Chris says I donât know he personally sheâs just a fan, and the reader watches the interview and gets heartbroken so she blocks him and changing a the locks to her house, and Chris finds out that she watched the interview. For the plus size request for Chris. I have to send another ask for same request because I didnât have enough room to finish, but the reader starts avoiding and ignoring Chris, and Chris tries to get the reader to talk to him by showing up at her work, or bringing her flowers or her favorite food but she declines until one day she gets home and heâs on her doorstep and she starts walking by him ignoring him and he asks her just to talk to him please. Can there be a happy ending. ~ @briannab1234 ~ Angst, Fluff
After the show - Request: Iâm sort of obsessed with the idea an anon sent in about the reader being a singer and her performing on stage and then him getting her home! I donât know if youâre doing that already but if not can I request it for Chris Evans pleaseee ~ smut
Midnight return ~ Fluff, dad! Chris
You+me=perfect - Request: Hi! Just discovered your blog a few weeks ago and fell in love with your writing. I know requests are closed, but when you have time, could you do one where Chris and Reader (age gap) like each other and they know and everybody knows but when Reader makes a move he rejects her because since he wants a family he thinks reader is not ready for that. Please happy ending, 2020 is already too stressful :)~ Angst, Fluff
Your producing ice? - Request:Writing idea? Yk that game that Chris played with Jimmy Fallon where they poured the ice water down each otherâs pants. Yeah yeah yeah. Just imagine going to give Chris a bj in the dressing room or something and thereâs ice In his pants -𼺠but confused ~ smut, Fluff
Wine and sunset - Summary: you and Chris have been together for 3 years and now you got married to him. You both are on your honeymoon. He canât help but keep his hands off of you. ~ smut, Fluff
No kissing ~ fluff,dad! Chris
At last I see the light - Request: Hi, can you please write Chris Evans x reader when heâs on the Graham Show and the other guest is a singer he have a crush on, she perform a song she recorded for the âWe Love Disneyâs album and heâs just in admiration please? ~ Fluff
Another princess?! - Summary: your pregnant and you and Chris finally figure out the gender of your baby. ~ Fluff
Chris Evans being an Ass Man
warning: mentions of smut, ass kink [chris invented it], chris having no control, paps
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you stopped counting the time youâve woken up to your ass and his hand trending on twitter
scott will always send you the last magazine with a pap photo of the two of you out in public, either him smacking your ass, touching it or shamelessly staring at it
you got so embarrassed at first, your boyfriend being a complete child
scarjo got you the infamous tik tok leggings and it was understatement chris loved him
he made you walk in front of him all day, and by the time you took them off, your ass was bright red
for his birthday each year, you go all out for a party with your friends and family but the real one starts after everyone leaves
the year endgame came out, for his birthday, you found a captain america themed lingerie set
that man manhandled all night, putting you into new positions constantly
before he finished, you were in reserved cowgirl, him guiding you smacking your ass like there was no tomorrow
it took you a while to ease up to the idea of anal
your birthday. tight red dress. telling him he can fuck your ass
do i need to say more
sometimes you joke around saying he loves your ass more than you
as the both of you kept getting the older and well married, still a man child
you got him a camera for one of the first birthday since the two of you were together
he put it to good use
there is a collection off ass pics in the first drawer of his nightstand
he leaves two in his wallet, in any trailer heâs in while filming
while always ask for ass pics when heâs gone, and when you call him out for the polaroids, he says âhe needs fresh picturesâ
at the red carpets, in any picture of the two of you, his hand is on the swell of your ass
he stopped looking at the camera years ago, always focusing on you
when he sleeps, hand on your ass
youâll tease him a bit when your cooking and heâs wrapped behind you, you wiggle your ass against his crotch
youâll ignore him when he tells you to stop which ends up with you doggy style in front of a mirror
chris isnât always sexual when it comes to your ass, if the two of you are just relaxing in bed
heâll use your ass as a pillow while he reads
âbest pillow ever made.â he winks at you
Hozier performing âToxicâ by Britney Spears on ig live (3/20/20) - also stay safe and wash your hands everyone!
once again, Facebook yields previously unseen photos
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Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej at Disneyland on October 22, 2018. Courtesy of @/staticcharacter on instagram.
93XRT Interview: Hozierâs Love Of The Blues
October 2018
Forbes: Day 3 Of The Under 30 Summit
2nd October, 2018
Compilation: Hozier tumblr Q&A
September 2018
thanks to whoever took the time to put these together!
Ok sometimes I think âman itâs so weird that Ryan and Shane are best friends because they are really quite different peopleâÂ
but then I remember how both of them have made equally cringy christmas lipsync videos in their pre-buzzfeed days and honestly their friendship was probably written in the fucking stars
Ryanâs video: [X]
Shaneâs video [X]
A Compilation of Shane & Ryan In Heels
also known as Shane being graceful and Ryan suffering