NFL Douchebag

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This is what happens when NFL fans talk politics.

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All those 12 win MVP seasons that Peyton Manning wasted, he wins the Super Bowl in a year where he's arguably the worst QB in the league.

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Broncos fans right now

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All these toenail fungus and irritable bowel commercials during the Super Bowl have got me horny.

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The Super Bowl Babies commercial is creepy as fuck.  It also explains the low birth rate in Detroit.

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The Broncos defense is a unit playing at such a high level, they could win a Super Bowl where their quarterback is using a walker.

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Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, and Chris Martin have to be up there on the list of awkward potential threesomes.

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Ugh. Coldplay. If I wanted to listen to a bunch of whiny bullcrap, I'd get married.

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"It's almost time for the Pepsi Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show."

 Yeah, if you say it 5 times spaced apart by 5-10 minutes each, it's not true.

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The Panthers literally just gave a punt returner a 5 second head start.

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It's amazing that we've gotten to the point where good, clean hits are booed.

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It just wouldn't be an NFL on CBS broadcast without The Big Bang Theory being mentioned a billion times.

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Someone needs to talk to Aqib Talib about his penalty addiction.

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If you told me that Peyton Manning would be playing in the Super Bowl in 20 years as a cyborg-human hybrid, I'd believe it.

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Are you sitting down?

Aqib Talib just got a stupid penalty.

 I hope you were sitting down for that one.

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Watch Denver get 3 defensive TDs and Peyton Manning be named Super Bowl MVP.

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When Mike Carey said it was a catch, I knew they'd rule it incomplete.