The Muffin is a Lie

lol hi im nhi aka a loser with a blog that has no pattern oops fashion blog: tryingnhiewthings.tumblr.com

[bluesey]

[ladystilts]

How homophobes should be treated honestly.

[sundayyymorningsss]

I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!

[lez-get-weird-deactivated201609]

“Tip your waitress”

[the-mad-hatterr]

I can’t not reblog this

[systeminthesky-deactivated20170]

Perfection

[nhinjamuffin-blog]

me: i should message my mutuals, i want them to know i want to be friends

me: actually im just gonna like a post they reblogged and hope they get the hint

[phoneticmeow]

[primegifs]

[qothqueen]

how long is a brb until it becomes a gtg

[stability]

Connors reaction to a 20 minute gap in our texting

[applesdotexe]

The many exciting shapes of spider man fruit snacks

[tastefullyoffensive]

[punk-1n-drubl1c]

My heart

[lazyentitlednarcissist-deactiva]

I don’t know what I did to deserve sharing a planet with this dog

[jeankirsteinsnipples-deactivate]

I HAPPENED TO GET THIS PIC OF MY DAD AND BROTHER AND LOOK AT THEIR ARMS

[dislikes-deactivated20160906]

to all cat owners following me….tell your cats that i love them. gently poke their paw pads and let them know i care

[icatciaccolatita-blog]

Dear media and especially sitcom writers:

Stop depicting marriage as a nagging wife to an overworked husband 2k15

Stop depicting marriage as a lazy husband to an overworked wife 2k15

Stop depicting marriage as the end to your fun and adventures and happiness 2k15

Start portraying marriage as a comfortable loving relationship built on mutual trust, respect, and equality to encourage people to marry the RIGHT way 2k15

[nhinjamuffin-blog]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[crvshstripped]

i FUCKING GOOGLED “teletubbies sun gif” WHY WAS THIS THE 6TH RESULT

[iblame5boys]

And its beautiful

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

My life is literally a sitcom

[shejla24]

[iwatobiyellow]

Free! Eternal Summer + screenshotsofdespair

[jurassic-parkranger]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted