I swim for brighter days

CZ / 27

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[moon111111]

[tall]

[oneheadtoanother]

[beardedmrbean]

[the-greatest-taste-around]

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

[tpwrtrmnky]

Objectively the funniest (and only memorable) time I've been blocked on any website was when Jordan Peterson posted "nobody knew about transgenderism five years ago" on twitter and I quoted it with "you've been saying this for ten years"

[homunculus-argument]

"Don't speak ill of the dead" my ass. If you didn't want people talking shit about you when you're no longer there to defend yourself, you should've been a better person.

[bisquid]

I always took it to mean, like, don't bitch about Mrs. Obnoxious in front of her grieving children, not 'you can't say anything bad about a dead person ever' but let me tell you some people really do seem to take the latter approach and it's EXHAUSTING. "don't speak ill of the dead" are Ronald Reagan's descendants in this room right now?

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

But really there's something so funny about this tiny ass country having the best and densest hiking trail marker system in the world with every square centimeter of the country mapped and labeled, including cities

Like Czechs will see any vaguely tree trunk-shaped object, be it an actual tree or a goddamn lamp post, and slap a hiking trail marker on it

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Czech pride flag

[fablesdelajoie]

And yet you fuckers keep WANDERING OFF THE MARKED TRAIL WHEN YOU TRAVEL ONE COUNTRY OVER until a helicopter has to come collect you because of injury, exhaustion or bear attack.

[the-second-visitor]

Why do you think we are this meticulous with the marking? This is an idiot friendly country.

[samuelroukin]

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

[samuelroukin]

why won't you let your words frot.

[sheisraging]

yes good.

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]