carpe natibus

bring rosinante donquixote back, oda sidebar credit @grizzlybara

[nhiwi]

Are ppl even still active on here? Ive basically only been alive on my new art tumblr @kiwimemer

Feel free to follow there!

[kimeido]

頭剃って出直すぜ

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[arhelius]

[simfreakk]

[baaulp]

Was this Kojima’s coke? Or Norman Reedus’ Coke?

[badassdemonsword]

Both <3

[diosmiles]

love wins

[dankmemeuniversity]

[clickbaitcowboy]

@ravenclawsarepunkrock

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Leave the mall santas alone

[world-of-cats]

[janeplease]

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

[bumblebeebats]

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

[furrypost-generator]

i don’t know who needs to see this today, but you suck so much it’s unreal

[woodrider]

Thanks. really needed this today

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

[analife]

Emilio Pucci // Ready to Wear - Fall 2015

[poltervamp]

[dirtreally]

guess who finished that entire fucking beatmap of the whole shrek movie on their first try

[dirtreally]

10 minutes in: i get a low battery alert on one of my controllers

20 minutes in: sweat starts falling onto my eyeballs and from here merely playing the map begins to hurt

25 minutes in: i start to realise that this map is easy enough that to not really pose a challenge skill-wise. the only test here is one of discipline and endurance.

whenever the fuck bad reputation starts: i started this thinking that there were only two musical numbers and am beginning to realise that i am wrong

somewhere after this: i start losing track of the plot because i keep thinking that puss in boots shows up int his movie when he in fact shows up only in shrek 2.

fiona is first revealed to be an ogre: i start squatting and lying down on the floor whenever i can, only getting up when absolutely necessary to hit the highest notes.

from here on out it is a blur. i keep getting low battery alerts every 2 minutes and i resolve to quit the moment one of my controllers runs out of battery. the moment never comes and the next thing i know i’m a believer is playing and i have won but at what cost.

[fineassdorito]

It’s almost 2020 and we still can’t play Yugioh with holograms….. disgusting.

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

I’m sorry. But this is fucking funny.

[maxvelocity]

2007 back at it again

[bajn]

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe