Would You Rather: One Direction
1: ...get high with Zayn, or drunk with Niall
Drunk with Niall, please.
2: ...get a tattoo every time Zayn does - it doesn't matter what you get, just something - or get one tattoo that is identical to his in the same place?
One tattoo that is the same as his.
3: ...actually date one of the boys, or beard for your OTP?
Date one of the boys. Preferably Harry (:
4: ...read a really graphic fanfiction, all the while pretending you wrote it, out loud to your parents or the boys?
Nope, I couldn’t do this. Not even going to answer. Nope.
5: ...show the boys everything on your blog, or have Harry start straightening his hair?
Everything on my blog, without a doubt. Curly hair for the win.
6: ...ban Liam from wearing shirts or Louis from wearing loose pants?
Ban Louis for sure, love his bum.
7: ...direct and shoot any type of photoshoot you want, or direct and shoot their next music video?
8: ...have a one night stand with Harry, or a proper dinner-and-movie date with Niall?
One night stand with Harry.
9: ...be serenaded by Zayn or have Liam write you a love letter?
Love letter from Liam, only because I think serenading is cheesy.
10: ...date Liam and be known as a homewrecker (for breaking Team Payzer up, even though you didn't), or date Louis normally but when you break up he writes a hurtful (read: sassy) song about you for their next album and have everyone know it's about you?
Date Liam, because at least that means he likes me. With Louis is would show that even he thinks you’re awful.
11: ...have Harry do one of his infamous lyric changes to anything you want, or be tweeted by Liam?
12: ...get sassily called out by Louis via DM, or have Niall make vague, passive aggressive tweets about you?
Sassy Louis = the best Louis.
13: ...have Zayn give you a hair tutorial or Louis give you a make-up tutorial?
Louis with the makeup. Would be funny as hell.
14: ...be all the boys' friend (nothing more) or date one of them?
Date one of them, because chances are I’d be friends with all of the boys because of that anyway.
15: ...break one of the boys' hearts to the point where the band takes a year's hiatus, or live happily ever after with him but the band splits for good?
16: ...be able to read Harry's mind when he stares at Louis, or Louis' when he stares at Eleanor?
Louis’ when he stares at Eleanor’s. They’re relationship is unbelievably adorable.
17: ...have a movie marathon with Liam or go planking with Niall?
18: ...have all of the boys thrown into the Hunger Games and whoever lives dates you, or be thrown into the HG yourself, with 75 other Directioners, and the last five get to date a boy each?
Hunger Game’s with other directioners, I’d win that shit.
19: ...know the full meaning behind Harry's gay new tattoo, or his old gay one?
20: ...spank Lou or run your hand through Zayn's quiff?
21: ...streak through Times Square with Harry, or do Niall's version of the worm at the Presidential Inauguration?
Streak with Harry. That would be the absolute BEST thing in the world.
22: ...tattoo Zayn - and no matter what it comes out like, he HAS to keep it - or push Harry down a flight of stairs and never get the chance to explain yourself?
Tattoo Zayn! That’d be soo fun.
23: ...walk/run like Louis, or dance like Harry during X Factor?
Well I deffinetly don’t want to dance like Harry..
24: ...talk like Billy Mays, or sing like Liam during his 2010 audition?
BAHAHAHA. 2010 audition, because then I would just never sing. With talking it’s an all-the-time thing.
25: ...give Harry a haircut like Skrillex, or dump glue over Niall's hair immediately followed by feathers?
Dump shit on Niall’s head.
26: ...do a twitcam with Liam, or guest star in the next episode of The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction?
Twitcam. TAAOOD are stupid, imo.
27: ...host Megamind and ask your own questions, or have there be an old video diary on the stairs, but you can't get involved?
28: ...have Niall teach you guitar, or Josh teach you drums?
Guitar, I’ve always wanted to learn.
29: ...do the cinnamon challenge in front of the boys, winning a date with one of them if you succeed, or get to watch them do it?
Watch them do it. I have done this challenge and know full well I could never complete it.
30: ...watch the boys on Silent Library, or watch them on Wipeout?
31: ...attend the wedding of your OTP, or get a copy of their sex tape?
32: ...accidentally sneeze all over Zayn at a meet 'n' greet, or get yelled at by security in front of them?
Yelled at by security because chances are they’d laugh.
33: ...play Truth or Dare with the boys, and answer all truths, or do all dares?
34: ...pull a name from a hat to see which member has to shave their head, or pick which one?
Pick which one, wouldn’t want to risk it being anyone besides Liam.
35: ...go mini golfing with Louis or to the pool with Liam?
36: ...have a nerf gun battle with the boys, or go with them to LaserQuest?
LaserQuest! Love that ishh.
37: ...ask one boy any ten questions you want, or ask each boy one question (and everyone has to answer truthfully in either case)?
Ask one boy ten questions
38: ...have Larry break up, or the band?
39: ...show the boys all of your texts and messages, or have them listen in to your and your friends talking about them?
Texts because I hardly have any atm.
