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I'm Niall but you can call me big poppa.

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do you ship niam pls say you do 

yes i do.

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I just recently found out that my uncle has cancer. I don't even know if my role got opened or not yet but you can open me, if you want. I won't be on for a while.

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Hellooo

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Oh? Then I want one! But be careful because i’m secretly an morbidly obese man in an costume so i’ll eat them all, probably. 

Joking.

I think we'll get along just fine.

[simonpeterson69]

Hellooo

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Um.. usually i’m all for food but if those cookies are making you think that you’re seeing things then maybe I’ll pass?  

No, there's nothing in them that shouldn't be. My grandmother baked them with tender love and care.

[simonpeterson69]

Hellooo

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Nah it’s not the cookie thing you ate.

Oh.. well, do you want one?

[simonpeterson69]

Hellooo

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I’m Simon! It’s a pleasure

So, you're Simon? And you look like me? Or am I just tripping up from that brownie chocolate chip cookie?

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Hellooo

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Who are you?!

[simonpeterson69]

Hellooo

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What the fuck-

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Eh, you’re cute enough, I’ll share.

Well thank you.

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If you really think it’s good, I will! Niall? That’s a different name… I like it! How’re you, babes?

I'm good, how're you?

[hollacara]

Ugh

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Aha, if you come by my flat, I can help you out if you want.

Yes please!

Then I’ll see you soon.

Sure will!

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I though I was the twerk master, but I guess we’ll have to see about that, now won’t we?

If you want, you can have the title!

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Damn, look at you!

Twerkin it out, huh?

Look at me? Look at you!

Well, I am the twerk master.

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Are you serenading me

Of course I am.

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Is that a song?… Because I don’t think I know it… Anyway, hello love! I’m Ashlynn!

It's by Macklemore, you should check it out. Aha, I'm Niall.

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I be like, “yo, that’s fifty dollars for a tee shirt.”

Limited edition, lets do some simple editions. Fifty dollars for a t-shirt for some ignorant bitch. I call that getting swindled and perished, I call that getting strict by a business.