The stages of 5sos puberty
I was wondering why 5sos has gone thru puberty 6 times so I have composed a visible representation of the stages for each boy.
Luke Hemmings
Stage 1: the “I think fringe is cute, so I am gonna grow mine out and be like Michael”
Stage 2: “My mom made me cut my fringe”
Stage 3: “Ha I am a rockstar mom so I’m growing my fringe”
Stage 4: “I am shy and sassy” aka “They cut my fringe again, damn.”
Stage 5: “I look so perfect”
Stage 6: “let me just fuck up your life”
Michael Clifford
Stage 1: “swag is my favorite word” aka “I hate luke”
Stage 2: “I am now in love with luke but he cut his fringe so idk anymore” aka “I am in a band now so I am cooler then you”
Stage 3: “I’m in love with Luke again” aka “My fringe is better”
Stage 4: “I am going to start dying my hair to the point were on day it will fall out”
Stage 5: “BUT I’M PUNK ROCK”
Stage 6: “You suck”
Stage 7: “I am so hot I burst into flames”
Calum Hood
Stage 1: “My selfies are better than yours”
Stage 2: “I’m going to regret each one of theses selfless when I am older”
Stage 3: “Everyone has fringe so I am gonna grow fringe”
Stage 4: “My mom didn’t like my fringe”
Stage 5: “Don’t call me Calum I’m Ca$h Money”
Stage 6: “Lol everyone in Calum’s lane now”
Ashton Irwin
Stage 1: “I figured out how to use my mom’s straightener”
Step 2: “MySpace selfie”
Stage 3: “I actually wear glasses” aka “this stage is going to kill my fans”
Stage 4: “Natural Hair don’t care”
Stage 5: “Fedoras forever”
Stage 6: “I AM GROWING MY HAIR OUT” aka “Bandannas are in fedoras out”
Stage 7: “My hair is a glorious maine” aka “my man bun is killing everyone”
OKAY I AM DONE BYE, feel free to add stages.
