you fooled me once with your eyes, now, honey

carly / 20 ± // stressed depressed and well dressed // professional fat girl

[cheruib]

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

[sunbathe]

[ciinnamom]

ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

nobody with a Youtubesona knows what fiction is huh 

[oppa-homeless-style]

[500daysofeffyou-deactivated2017]

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

[entropychronicles]

my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was

humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it

[onlytwitterpics]

[starllex]

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

[programmerhumour]

[nyquildonut]

[relishboi]

[7springdays]

Freddie Mercury getting emotional while singing Somebody to Love - Live in Montreal 1981

Song facts: Somebody to love was written by Freddie, released in 1976 and included in the album A Day at the Races. The gospel sound is inspired by Aretha Franklin, who Freddie greatly admired as a singer.

It is said to be Freddie’s favourite song he ever wrote.

[funnyaminals]

the internet is for cowboys only

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

[ven0moth]

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

[memewhore]

[darkpartofmysoul]

video by Channel [V] Australia

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[teenagerposts]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I hate how “daddy issues” is used to call women crazy and un-datable rather than bring up the fact so many fathers are abusing their daughters to the point of emotional breakdown