A Total Laughing Matter

Nia Mason | 18 | Freshman Theater & Performance Major Drama Club | Film Society

[jorge-alex-blog]

If I catch all the popcorn, I take you out.

[niamason]

Out where? You mean like... a date?

[jorge-alex-blog]

Deal, but let’s make a bet..

[niamason]

I'm always up for a little gambling. What's the bet?

[jorge-alex-blog]

Nah, it just creeps me out. I mean, there could be a guy next door who could die in a matter of seconds. That creeps me out. 

[niamason]

Then I say we avoid sticking things up our noses. How about we try to count how many pieces of popcorn you can catch in your mouth as I toss them. I've been told I throw good popcorn.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Agreed. Fine, I guess I can save this one for later. Hospitals creep me out anyway.

[niamason]

Why? They fix you in hospitals. Is it the bill they send you after the fixing? That's pretty terrible.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Well,  are you offering to take me to the hospital if needed? 

[niamason]

I guess so, though I'm sure it's time that could be spent... not in the hospital.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Hey- wanna see how many of these I can stuff up my nose?

[niamason]

Depends, are you asking me because you'll need someone to take you to the hospital to get them out?