Worst Behavior

Jorge Alexander. Kappa. Sophomore at BNU. Minority and Group Studies major. Anything else?

[niamason]

I’m always up for a little gambling. What’s the bet?

[jorge-alex-blog]

If I catch all the popcorn, I take you out.

[niamason]

Then I say we avoid sticking things up our noses. How about we try to count how many pieces of popcorn you can catch in your mouth as I toss them. I’ve been told I throw good popcorn.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Deal, but let's make a bet..

[niamason]

Why? They fix you in hospitals. Is it the bill they send you after the fixing? That’s pretty terrible.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Nah, it just creeps me out. I mean, there could be a guy next door who could die in a matter of seconds. That creeps me out. 

[bnuashton]

You’re supposed to, like, not wanna stick pencils anywhere.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Says you. Hey- there's a Kappa halloween party tomorrow. You can come thru and find some chicks to stick 'stuff' in. Unless you're still wifed up.

[bnuashton]

Dude… No. For, like, future reference or whatever- you put things inside them. Not your nose. Comprende?

[jorge-alex-blog]

Got it. Although I don't wanna stuck a pencil up them.

[niamason]

I guess so, though I’m sure it’s time that could be spent… not in the hospital.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Agreed. Fine, I guess I can save this one for later. Hospitals creep me out anyway.

[bnuashton]

That is not how you pick up chicks, dude.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Hey- chicks love this one, okay. Especially the drunk ones.

[niamason]

Depends, are you asking me because you’ll need someone to take you to the hospital to get them out?

[jorge-alex-blog]

Well,  are you offering to take me to the hospital if needed? 

[jorge-alex-blog]

Hey- wanna see how many of these I can stuff up my nose?

[jorge-alex-blog]

TEXT | CORY

Jorge: Ok I know that you're on a road trip with bae nd shit

Jorge: But wtf do I tell mom

[jorge-alex-blog]

Text | Nia

Nia: oh no!

Nia: sounds like someone needs 10 CCs of entertainment! STAT!

Jorge: yES

Jorge: I should be studying

Jorge: But it's Friday and I don't wanna study

[jorge-alex-blog]

Text | Nia

Jorge: SOS

Jorge: Dying of bordem

[kingcharles2]

[niamason-archive]

I have work this afternoon, but after that, I’m probably going to come back home and watch some Netflix. Such an exciting life I lead, I know. Be jealous.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Oh yeah. I'm paralyzed with jealousy. Maybe tomorrow you could help me decorate my room? I'm moving into the Kappa house.

[niamason-archive]

Well when I make it big and I can afford my own personal cheerleader, I’m definitely calling you. Live-in, on call 24/7!

[jorge-alex-blog]

Awesome, I'll be waiting for that call.

So, what's on your agenda tonight?

[niamason-archive]

I’m just going to keep you around all the time for those little boosts to my confidence when I need it!

[jorge-alex-blog]

I'm gonna charge you though. It's an extra two bucks if you want me to carry a pom pom but I'd totally do it.

[niamason-archive]

It’s… going. A bit of a dry spell at the moment, but it’ll pick up! I’ve got all the faith in the world! And maybe just a smidge desperate.

[jorge-alex-blog]

Maybe because it's the summer. I got faith too, i've seen you in action.