Trash and memes

Girlblogging since 2012

[primarining]

Post gandalf big naturals

[gay-pippin]

what else do you command of me

[staff]

we’re deleting all anime blogs that aren’t naruto

[nic-cage-is-god]

hiiiiiiiii

[samsrowena]

2 million dead, 649,293 injured in ao3 is down incident

[minkhole]

[veemopusvulgaris]

[image id: a news story cover with a picture of two elderly gay men. the headline reads “does kink belong at pride? we asked lgbt elders and they asked if we were cops”]

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[pauljpeg]

[somecunttookmyurl]

me standing in the living room: this room does not look.... straight

the room:

[somecunttookmyurl]

i'm pretty sure there is not a single straight line in this apartment btw like even my front door is at an angle

[azzandra]

Hey OP, do you live in a funhouse?

[somecunttookmyurl]

well i am a clown so

[somecunttookmyurl]

in its defence i am like... 85%? sure the floor is level.

i make no such claims about the ceiling but it's hard to tell bc they're 2m90 / 9ft 6 high and i am so very far away from them

[somecunttookmyurl]

sat on the toilet like. oh yeah. there are zero straight lines in here

[somecunttookmyurl]

lads i'll not lie. rendering my living room to scale is......... not better

[somecunttookmyurl]

standards have dropped so low that i just said the walk in cupboard was straight bc the right wall is only 2cm longer than the left and the back only 3cm longer than the front

99% sure this is the straightest part of the whole flat and it's a cupboard

[somecunttookmyurl]

measuring everything in here so i can render it properly to plan furniture and my god there are so many angles

so far of the forty (40) angles ive measured... 2 of them are actual right angles

i still have 2 rooms to go

[somecunttookmyurl]

a grand total of 3 right angles exist in this apartment

[somecunttookmyurl]

i did have to do this plan AGAIn bc the blueprint software kept adjusting all the lengths and angles to try and make it make sense so i had to do every room separately and stitch them together the reality is somehow worse

there's a man coming wednesday to do an energy efficiency report that involves taking the dimensions of the rooms and i am SO EXCITED to see bill's soul leave his body

[tomhardysurinal]

Some of you are too stupid to be alive.

[no-thats-absurd]

the notes are sending me afjfajfsjfsjfasfjsk

[petitepillbug-deactivated202501]

Prospit and Derse

[jettreno]

ducktales crew: lol okay so then we wanna introduce our silicon valley villain, we’re gonna call him mark zuckerbird and-

disney legal team waking up in a cold sweat: someone’s gonna try to insult a billionaire 

[falco-lombardis-guyliner]

Same energy

[superjustaguyblog]

Unhinged cartoon creator: “what if we just hit this beehive with this cool stick I found?”

[bastard-unlimited]

it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

[lindendragon]

Why do you have that blacklisted in the first place? Seems oddly specific

[bastard-unlimited]

because I hate americans and redditors next question

[fairycrowbar]

Don’t wanna be an American Redditor

[shittyreblogville]

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

when i see pads advertised as for “night use”

[fagsromana]

filmbros will be like “wow he is literally me” and this is the character

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I stopped reading DNIs because 90% of the time they were just fucking inscrutable to me. I’d go to somebody’s page and it would be like “DNI if you’re a COSLA apologist,” so then I would Google COSLA and it was just like “Welp, either things are really heating up in the Convention of Scottish Local Authorities fandom or I still have no idea what the fuck this person is talking about.” Or “DNI if you identify as ANFO.” Okay, well, I definitely don’t identify as Ammonium Nitrate/Fuel Oil, but that’s probably not what you meant (although hey, maybe you did; I obviously don’t know enough about your views on chemical compounds to outright dispute that option).” Like, you have my blessing to hate whatever obscure fandom pairing or super niche kink group you want, but just know I am embracing ignorance on this one and will not be looking that shit up. Peace.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

reading DNIs is like reading conlang-heavy sci-fi

[broke-bruce-wayne]

[unusualshrimp]

°C stands for Correct temperature and °F stands for Freak temperature

[sevaria]

no cops at pride only 10 bad bitches and they all need to be emo

[horrorofthebeast]

[the-prolefeed]

How old is this and why is it on my dash

[horrorofthebeast]

i made this in 2018

[the-prolefeed]

I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation