The Nice and Accurate Theatre

Being Certain and Precise Readings from Our Own Archive, Containing therein Many Ineffable Wonders and precepts for the Wise, CONCERNING THE VARIOUS LIVES AND LOVES OF: an Angel, a Demon, several Humans, the Hosts of Heaven and Hell, and others.

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Hey ! Are you still active by any change ? Your team of voice actors are so good I miss eating podfics of you (pretty certain you only made one but still-)

most of the old cast has gone their separate ways, but genesius still does podfics on occasion! here's thons most recent one, a baldur's gate 3 fic :D

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hey, y’all! let me honorably invite you to the gomens party house, a silly good omens discord server! it began eight months ago in my dreams and has since become an unruly beast, and i would love if you’d join me inside. 

in the party house, we have a lot of cool stuff, including but not limited to thrice-monthly live fic readings, spontaneous game nights with our custom CAH deck, and small communal gatherings where we yell very loudly for no reason at all! we also have several offshoot servers– like one for gomenssonas and one for mia_ugly’s fic Slow Show!

i asked users to describe it in three words, and the first three were “feral”, “feral”, and “home”. join us, won’t you?

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE GOMENS PARTY HOUSE (18+)

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Ice Cream dubbed by the Nice & Accurate Theatre

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Hi! I'm currently listening to "It's a new craze" for the first time. I absolutely love it but I'm curious as to how you configured their birthdays for the astrology bit. I now accept it as canon xD

that’s a question for @areyougonnabe!

fun fact i’m a pisces and deadass the first time i read the fic, i had asparagus in my fridge and had to throw it away. -ginny

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“Asserting Dominance.” dubbed by the Nice & Accurate Theatre

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Crowley: Hhhhhhnnnn Crowley: HRMMFMMM Aziraphale: Dear? Crowley: Mm. Aziraphale: We talked about glaring at the plants. Crowley: ‘m not glaring. Aziraphale: Really? Crowley: I’m asserting dominance. Aziraphale: Righty then.

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Am I Fat? dubbed by the Nice & Accurate Theatre

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AZIRAPHALE: [sighs] CROWLEY: I-is there something wrong with the muffin I got you? You’ve been looking at it like that for the last two minutes. AZIRAPHALE: Oh, no, it’s- it’s fine. It’s just- well, I know I’ve never cared about such things before, quite the opposite, but I remember what Gabriel said, and how he said it, and, um, well.... Am I fat? CROWLEY: [stutters] Y-yes? AZIRAPHALE: Oh... okay.... CROWLEY: You’re fat... round, pillowy, tubby, chubby, chunky, [sing-songy] rotund, soft, squishy, pudgy, plump, big... [buries his face in Aziraphale’s tummy] and wonderfully love-shaped! AZIRAPHALE: Oh. I guess that’s a no to losing the gut? CROWLEY: [muffled] Correct! AZIRAPHALE: Alright then! CROWLEY: [still muffled] focken thicc-

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“Smokebomb” dubbed by the Nice & Accurate Theatre

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*a series of thunks* Crowley: *HACKING, COUGHING* Aziraphale: Cr-Crowley...? Crowley: *MORE COUGHING* Aziraphale: Crowley. Crowley: Look - hhghuh!! Aziraphale: Crowley - Crowley:  - it’s a - it’s a smokebomb. *sniffles* Aziraphale: Dear you’re - You’re crying. Crowley: NO IT’S. Crowley: ....SWEAT.

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hi guys I just wanna say how you all are so awesome for doing this :D I literally just finished listening to it's a new craze (also my first time listening to a podfic) and it was so so so so so fckin good!!! you're all brilliant and I can't wait to hear more ^^ - a fan and subscriber

it was our first time making podfic too so it’s such an honor to introduce you to the medium!! -Ams

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I’m not inwardly crying while eating hotdogs, you are. I️ just got done listening to NefflePod cuz my friend keeps sending my fics and I️ felt bad for not listening to or reading them so I️ listened to this one and omgggg I️ loved it so much aaaah my heart.

We are definitely outwardly crying while eating hotdogs so you’re completely right. -Ams

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"100 Reasons Why I Love Aziraphale” dubbed by the Nice & Accurate Theatre

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Crowley: ALRIGHT up. Hastur, that includes you. Crowley: Welcome to my presentation on the updates of the M25. It should only take, like mmnnha, 3 hours. Crowley: Now, I know what you might be thinking. Crowley: “Crowley, please stop making prezi’s on the M25.” And to THAT, I say, “Shut Up.” Crowley: Let’s get rolling. Crowley: ALRIGHT, Let’s begin with - (*100 REASONS WHY I LOVE AZIRAPHALE*) Crowley: Eh - What? Why do you all look like that? Aziraphale: Why, it’s Crowley -  Crowley (on phone): ANGEL Crowley (on phone): I FUCKED UP SO BAD

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Sooo since it's past midnight where I am and November 22nd has begun I'd like to say: HAPPY VERY EARLY BIRTHDAY CORA💖❤💖❤💖🥳🥳🥳 lots of love from a weird dude that admires you very much

This is so sweet of you, thank you so much!!! - Cora

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I mean, the podfic... IT WAS SO GREAT AND I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO IT ON REPEAT SINCE YOU UPLOADED IT AAAAAHHHH❤💖❤💖❤💖 you guys came across my dash that day and before I even listened to it i followed you and subscribed on YouTube - i turned on notifications on both platforms ksksks

I’m so glad to hear people enjoying our work, and that we’re not the only ones relistening to the podfic over and over!

Oh and I know Ams already said it but happy birthday!! - Cora

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Gosh!!!!! Im back again to say that I get really excited when you post (I have notifs turned on) and all the content you produce fills me with glee!!!!!!!! You have cured my depression, congrats

you GUYS!!!!! im gonna CRY. - Ams

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i don't have anything to say about formatting i just wanted you pals to know that you're cool

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You guys are doing such a good job and right now the only thing I could think of to make it even better would be even more content ❤❤❤❤ today's my birthday and your post made my day 1000% better!! Keep up the good work I love you so so muchhh

oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! AAAH!!! - Ams

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DO drop us an ask if there’s any way that we can improve the formatting of our posts for easier listening/reading. We’re very much still figuring out the best balance of images/crediting/transcripts etc etc and could definitely use the feedback!

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“bake botato...” dubbed by the Nice & Accurate Theatre

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Crowley: *sniff* *sniff* wAAAHAHAAAAAA *sob* Aziraphale: Oh- Oh, my darling! What ever is the problem?? Crowley: *sniff* *hiccup* A-Adam sent me this-this...thing and I don’t - Crowley: - I don’t know what it means! Aziraphale: *sputtering* Er, can I see? Crowley: *sniff* Aziraphale: What - What is that? Crowley, sobbing: I don’t know!!!