ayyy lmao 👽

Inactive but currently reinventing my brand ™ ISTJ lil gay bitch homies tryna flex on my third eye ⚛️

[valtsv]

as long as i strike terror into the hearts of my enemies what does it matter what my “gender” is

[valtsv]

i don’t identify as “male” or “female” i identify as a threat

[dogpasta]

I was recently struck with a VERY good idea

[flygons-sandpit]

Dirt!

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

dirt...

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fluoride-bomb]

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

[fluoride-bomb]

ok bro vibes received, namaste

[bladealvis]

[basic-banshee]

Weak Heart Q&A!

Weak Heart has officially gone to my beta readers, and we are gearing up for project launch. I am so excited to have you all read this, you have no idea. I’ll be posting a lot of info in the coming weeks, with where you can read or buy or follow along, but I wanted to do a wee Weak Heart Q&A and also give you the first sneak peek of some of the art and content I have in store for you, like this gorgeous artwork of my two narrators, Thomas and Isla, as done by the lovely @dancingwdinosaurs!

What is Weak Heart?

Weak Heart is a queer fantasy novel that I have written and am publishing. Weak Heart will be posted online for free 2x weekly for those who want to give it a go! For anyone who wants to support the project or doesn’t want to wait, Weak Heart will also be available to buy as an e-book from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo.

What is Weak Heart about?

Weak Heart is a story about Thomas Madigan, a very tired magician, and Isla, a very stubborn selkie. It’s the world’s most frustrating buddy cop story, except they are neither buddies nor cops. Weak Heart is fuelled by platonic friendships and a healthy dose of fluff, featuring blood, magic, nightmares, a lot of banter, and some intense gay pining. A full summary coming soon!

Where can I read it?

As mentioned, you can buy the ebook or you can read along online. Weak Heart is going to be posted on a website I have built specifically for it, and that will be the only place to read it for free. However! I will be making a tumblr dedicated to the story where you can follow along for story updates, art from some AMAZING artists, graphics, playlists, and more bonus content!

Did you say playlists?

Oh yes, friend. I said playlists.

When you say queer, do you just mean another mlm story?

I do not! While there are mlm aspects, it is not an mlm love story. Not to give too much away, but I hope that some sapphics will be made very happy by this story.

When can I read Weak Heart?

The project will be going live in mid-to late April with an official date, summary, and cover coming very soon!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[runawaysunday]

[lesbianshakespeare-remade]

is seeing someone’s room actually intimate or was i not invited to enough sleepovers as a child

[sillyzone]

My last brain cell is heart shaped

[odlnsonss]

due to personal reasons *screams in the middle of a forest*

[juzt-peachy]

my ADHD ass on Sunday night, pretending the 10 homework assignments due tomorrow morning don’t exist:

[turing-tested]

when baby cats haven’t learned to be baby cats yet and don’t respect the foot scoot thing

[turing-tested]

regular cat, respectable: oh! im bering pushed with a foot, i should move

babie cat, insolent: I Am Very Alarmed But I Will Remain Here Nevertheless

[world-of-cats]

[sandandglass]

[wallflawerr]

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

[onlyleigh]

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

[ladyofthestrange]

Honestly she probably could have.

[audreyii-fic]

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

[martymartinloki]

I think I’ve told this story before, but I read an article a long time ago that they asked children who watched this show why they loved it.  They expected answers to be about how they like the weird, slightly creepy stuff.  But no, most of the kids answered that it was because the Mommy and Daddy loved each other so much.

[crrocs]

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

[lizziemcswagger-deactivated2014]

[mitochondrial-matrix]

omg her peace sign lowering in shame