hello :)

I simply just have some marauders thoughts and they deserve a space to live <3

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Remus and James are both competitive about party games. They are the two dudes acting like beer pong is part of the Olympics.

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Remus Lupin is a waist-holic for Sirius Black’s waist specifically

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Peter would hate going to Remus’s because they have shit internet and he’s chronically online. Remus hasn’t ever really needed the internet because he grew up reading, going outside, doing the farm chores, and playing board games with his parents. Peter however grew up with technology and finds the Lupin farm hell because he can’t do an adequate scroll

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Okay where is the noise for bellatrix and Rita?

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Remus is the type of messy where he would do a couples costume with Lily in the period of time where she’s like tolerating/being flirty back to James. He’d do it for the plot 🤷‍♀️

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something to wake up:

james is goated at limbo

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Whenever someone writes or portrays Remus as exasperated and mean to Sirius an angel sobs

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In my head Sybil and Pandora are sisters :)

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imo I eat it up when Peter is the coach to James being the captain to whatever sport he’s playing. Especially when peter and James being childhood friends is added in. I can so clearly imagine Peter liking the sport casually as far as playing goes, but when it comes to performance and strategy he’s so locked in.

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I will forever stand by Peter "I ain't doin allat" Pettigrew 😭

Bro is locked in on the stats but actually getting on the broom? Eh, depends on the day.

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Bro stresses everyone in the stands out bc he’s leaning over the edge shouting at James and Sirius for plays and encouragement (and disses to the opposing team ofc)

Remus is just like 🧍‍♂️right next to him bc he doesn’t have any idea what’s going on but is trying to be supportive

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I afraid I’ve never moved on from Peter and Sybil. They’re so dear to me

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imo I eat it up when Peter is the coach to James being the captain to whatever sport he’s playing. Especially when peter and James being childhood friends is added in. I can so clearly imagine Peter liking the sport casually as far as playing goes, but when it comes to performance and strategy he’s so locked in.

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Things to wake up:

Remus would be a hairy guy. He’s got chest hair. He has arm hair and leg hair. He was def the first marauder to grow facial hair and it grows quick. But also he’s got a great head of hair so win some be hairy some.

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where Remus is helping his aunt or something Poppy who is hired as a private chef for the summer at Alphard’s summer estate and Sirius immediately becomes enamored with him and finds every reason to be in the kitchen. Remus is very annoyed by Sirius because 1) food safety and 2) Sirius is so attractive he’s distracting.

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Remus pulls Sirius in for their first kiss Nick from New Girl style

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I have never liked Remadora. It’s not even just because Wolfstar is my one true paring, though I will admit it does contribute. I will preface this by saying that even though I am a Marauders fan now and very rarely interact with the Golden era anymore, but when I did Tonks was always one of my favourite characters. This contributes to my main reasons actually lying with Tonks’ well being and the subversion of her character.

It is made very clear that Tonks doesn’t like being referred to by her first name, yet when they get together he calls her a variation of her first name, Dora. Additionally, it is established that Tonks hair is colourful when she is doing well, it turning a mousy brown when depressed, yet once her and Remus get together, it remains that colour. This is all without mentioning the tremendous age gap.

I seriously think that Remadora was a giant cop out from she who must not be named, she recognised that she accidentally made queer coded characters, killed Sirius, married the other two, making Tonks conform in the process. Made her less gender non conforming, made her get in a heterosexual relationship, one that “fixed” her.

She who must not be named quite literally made a character who is a shape shifter, who has extremely bright coloured hair, who doesn’t like to be called by her feminine first name, who is quite androgynous, and tell me that she is not a queer coded character. Tell me that the character whose condition is a metaphor for HIV and had such homoerotic tension with his best friend that the actor thought he was playing a gay man is not a queer coded character. Tell me that the character who got ran away from home because he felt so unaccepted in his house because he was not a wizard bigot, doesn’t reflect the experience of many queer people. Also I remember that the books also mention him not paying mind to any of the girls. But no apparently the only queer characters in Harry Potter are Dumbledore and Grindelwald.

Remadora butchers Tonks’ character, the fact that it “gets in the way” of Wolfstar is only an afterthought of why I hate Remadora. I hate JKR, her transphobic, homophobic, racist, aphobic beliefs, I shall continue to oppose her.

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Mary McDonald in this pleeeeeeaaase