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lupin: *sits bolt upright* oh sHIT i’m late for school!

lupin: …oh wait, i’m 33 *lays back down*

lupin: *shoots back up* i’M THE TEACHER

Two weeks before the end of the term, the sky lightened suddenly to a dazzling, opaline white and the muddy grounds were revealed one morning covered in glittering frost. Inside the castle, there was a buzz of Christmas in the air.

skywalkersleia

ʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇss, ᴀɢɢʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴅɪsᴄɪᴩʟɪɴᴇᴅ.

expelliarmus

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If…um…If anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they’d have to do would be to follow the spiders. Yep. That would leave them right. That’s all I have to say. Oh, and someone will need to feed Fang while I’m away.

chewbaccant-old

Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy. insp

Lockhart: Just do what I did, Harry!

Harry: What, drop my wand?

(from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

muggle-schist

Remember when Sirius decided to punch Lucius in the face instead of doing some magic or something on him

liminalanarchy

More black hats just added to the shop! This time I did a folded brim hat that was inspired by the Hogwarts student hats, and the classic wide brimmed witch or wizard hat.

Available here - https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheMysticWood?ref=l2-shopheader-name§ion_id=21242571

nichenerd-blog

I love it!

bulbiedorf

Gryffindor: constantly yelling meme references all over Hogwarts

Ravenclaw: meme snobs except for when it comes to surreal memes

Hufflepuff: still laughing at can I haz cheezburger cat memes

Slytherin: creators of 80% of the memes

alleymemories

Here we can see that they are more afraid and respectful of Mcgonagall than Snape

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble

*Ravenclaw and Slytherin hunched over a cauldron*

Ravenclaw: What are you doing?!

Slytherin: I totally saw on this absolutely legit site that if you put Unicorn Hair in polyjuice potion, it will only take an hour instead of a month!

Ravenclaw: That's totally not what the recipe says. You're gonna ruin it!

Slytherin: Trust me! It'll work!

Ravenclaw: Well, then, why don't you put pixie sticks in there while you're at it?!

Slytherin: ...

Ravenclaw: ...

*both burst out laughing*

Hufflepuff: Oh, Pixie sticks... I LOVE PIXIE STICKS!!