knock knock
who's there
deez
sigh
deez who ?
deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
todays bird
Keni
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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knock knock
who's there
deez
sigh
deez who ?
deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus
remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play
As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??
believe it or not, we liked that more
its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it
love my rotting wife who can offer uppies
Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍
the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home
I go outside regularly
no you don't
okay fine I go outside weirdly
The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you
This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you
you know what I'd fall for it too, he's very convincing
"A snack? For me?"
Tonight is bath night
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hehe toot canal
birthday wish for the juneborn witch (6/6)
It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed
you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.