Nick Merlyn

I write songs about sex even though I don't have sex. The non-bolded name option on here makes me uncomfortable.

[zofias]

make me choose → @mostawesomepineapple asked: julian x emma or helen x aline

A shiver went through Emma. She thought, I love you, Julian Blackthorn. I love you more than starlight.

[leenieh]

Julian x Emma <3<3<3 

(Gah! This took me longer than i am willing to admit) i don’t know if it’s not obvious already but i’m a die-hard ‘jemma’ fan:) this was supposed to take place in the first TDA book, when Julian rescues Emma from nearly drowning. 

[cassandraclare]

Whoa, cool! Animated!

[spicymemesociety]

[spicymemesociety]

[terrible-lifeadvice]

SLPT: Never waste more money on popcorn with this one simple trick!

[septemberetcetera]

[nicholas-dude-blog]

I love that song wow that’s how I should record a cover of it now XD

[nicholas-dude-blog]

Warning: Farts

Yeah so I’m not going to tell you WHAT I ate, but it didn’t go over well and I’ve been having a lot of gas since then which smells EXACTLY like what I ate. Which is... really unsettling... and kind of makes me never want to eat that again XD

[heckifiknowcomics]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

This is hilarious

[golden-buddle]

You forgot the Sequel!!

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

Id watch it

[nicholas-dude-blog]

This series is my new favorite thing. I’m showing this to my dad ASAP

[ybcpatrick]

green day: i walk these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams when the city sleeps and i’m the only one and i walk alone

eight year old me:

[disappearingxgirl]

21 year old me: 

[spicymemesociety]

[rightmemes-blog1]

[nicholas-dude-blog]

I love you mommy

[nicholas-dude-blog]

I’m in Pain

Earlier I was eating a hot pocket and a bit of the cheese dripped onto my thumb and it was SO HOT it burned me and it still hurts

One of the dumbest injuries I’ve gotten.... Am I supposed to be an adult?

[crow--teeth]

I think about that “howling is singing for dogs” post a lot. That’s like if I got separated from my friends in a grocery store and started screaming memory from cats the musical. Sure they’d find me but at what cost

[nicholas-dude-blog]

FIND MEEEEE ITS SO EASY TO LOOOOOSE MEEEEEE

[what-even-is-thiss]

How dare people suggest that not having sex makes me innocent.

Do you think I have not sinned?

Just last year I stole an entire pen and did not return it.

[nicholas-dude-blog]

Out here straight thuggin’ B)

[nicholas-dude-blog]

This page followed me--- B L O C K E D *drenches self in holy water and listens to hymns on repeat*

[nicholas-dude-blog]

Funny Story

So, anyone who has listened to my music/seen me perform knows that a lot (maybe even most) of my music is about sex or at least contains some sexual somethings in it. Well, a couple years back, my dad came to see my band practice and we played one of my first pretty obviously sex songs. Literally as soon as it finished, I looked over at my dad and I asked him what he thought. He looked extremely distraught and kind of looked around for a second. Then he deadass in front of all my band mates looked at me, concerned, and said, “You haven’t had sex, right?” I wish this was a joke XD My dad was just really upset that I might have had that experience and not told him. So, yeah. Through the loud laughing of my bandmates, I assured my dad that he was right, I was still a virgin. Super embarrassing but it’s one of my favorite stories to tell and honestly a great representation of my relationship with my parents. My dad still loves to say that to me whenever I sing suggestive stuff just to peeve me XD Everyone should share a funny/cool/embarrassing story on here so we can get to know each other better :D I started, so carry on and I hope you enjoyed this time together XDD

[terrible-lifeadvice]

SLPT: quick, easy and free tip

[nicholas-dude-blog]

If you’re looking for something to do that’s quick, easy, and free :D