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SO YOU'RE ALIVE AGAIN. WANNA MAKE A CONTRACT?

Is this going to be like that time I made a deal with the devil?

Because I've got to tell you, that didn't go over that well.

For him.

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Loki! My precious baby it's lovely to see you! You're back just in time to fuCKING LOSE MY DOCTOR WHO SHIRT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING COST IM GOING TO BEAT YOUR SHITTY FROST GIANT ASS iloveyousomuchthoireallydo BUT GODDAMNIT YOU CANT DO SHIT LIKE THAT

Oh you lost an article of clothing?  Because of me?

Here, let me show you my surprised face:

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Loki! Wonderful to see you return. I assume you've been up to no good as of late?

You sure can read me like a book, can't you.

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Why oh Why would you do that to somebody, all I would see is the angel face and freak

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Yes yes this is good yes

I shall get my popcorn

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i might’ve gone a little too far with the tp

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"Too much of a good thing" is a lie.

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omglokiwtf:

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Okay, so when I was 4 years old, my parents were upstairs cooking, and I found this permanent marker. So, I decided to draw naked Mario brothers all over the walls. They had to paint 5 coats of paint just to make it fade a bit. I was destined to be an artist.

Good thing you're not my offspring or I would have been all

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Loki, if you're behind the sex toy ads on my Pandora account, you need to learn the art of subtlety.

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Hi darling, Amora here~

What's a gorgeous creature like you doing on a god-forsaken rock like this?

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lol 

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I'm reblogging this because not enough of you are doing it.

And by "not enough", I mean "none".

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Hey baby. In honor of you coming back and actually TALKING to us again, I went into Cosco AT NEAR CLOSING TIME, got one of those jumbo carts and filled it to the brim. Full of like /random/ stuff from around the store. Then I went up to the cash register and told the guy, "You know, I don't think I want these anymore." I handed him the cart, and walked away. There is some poor sucker putting away jumbo packages of hotdogs late at night in your honor. You are welcome.

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I want to do this except I want to fill the balloon with glitter.

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I want all of you to do this at least once.

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Oh well... was that you who undid my belt while I was outside? I mean, this was a little bit problematic because my trousers are rather loose now...

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#as you can see by the images above #this THIS is how a real father reacts when their boy is in trouble #they don’t ignore the phone #THEY PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND SAY #’IT’S OKAY BOY #THAT’S WHY I’M HERE’ #BECAUSE A REAL FATHER #DOES NOT IGNORE THEIR ELDEST SON #THE ONE THAT HAS GIVEN UP SO MUCH TO TRY TO EARN SOME LOVE #WHEN THEY ARE TEARY-EYED #AND IN NEED (via)

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